Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song From God's Perspective, artist - Bo Burnham. Date of issue: 16.12.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
From God's Perspective |
| There's things that I don't... want to be misconstrued in my act that I feel often are. |
| I don't want you leaving my show thinking that I think I know better than people, or that I think that I'm better than people in general, um. |
| Okay, I just, wanted to put that out there. |
| Uh, this is a song from the perspective of God |
| The books you think I wrote are way too thick |
| Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick? |
| And I don't watch you when you sleep |
| Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep |
| You're not going to heaven |
| Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you? |
| None of you are going to heaven |
| There's a trillion aliens cooler than you |
| You shouldn't abstain from rape just 'cause you think that I want you to |
| You shouldn't rape 'cause rape is a fucked up thing to do |
| (Pretty obvious, just don't fucking rape people, please. Didn't think I had to write that one down for ya.) |
| I don't think masturbation is obscene |
| It's absolutely natural and the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen |
| You make my job a living hell |
| I sent gays to fix overpopulation |
| And boy, did that go well |
| You're not going to heaven |
| Eat a thousand crackers, sing a million hymns |
| None of you are going to heaven |
| You're not my children |
| You're a bad game of Sims |
| You shouldn't abstain from pork just 'cause you think that I want you to |
| You can eat pork cause why the fuck would I give a shit? |
| (I created the universe, think I'd draw the line at the fuckin' deli aisle?) |
| You argue and you bicker and you fight |
| Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night |
| Over what they think is true |
| But no one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you |
| You pray so badly for heaven |
| Knowing any day might be the day that you die |
| But maybe life on earth could be heaven |
| Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try? |
| My love's the type of thing that you have to earn and when you earn it |
| You won't need it |
| My love's the type of thing that you have to earn and when you earn it |
| You won't need it |
| I'm not gonna give you love just 'cause I know that you want me to |
| If you want love then the love has gotta come from you |
| Thank you very much |