| I love your hair I love your name I love the way you say it
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| I love your heart and you’re so smart, 'cause you gave away it
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| I love your sis' I love your dad I love your mum
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| But more than all of that I love the fact that you are dumb enough
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| To not realize everything I’ve said has been said before
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| In a thousand ways in a thousand songs, sung with the same four chords
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| But you’ll still love it, let me finger you, yeah finger you finger you!
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| Oh girl, I hope you don’t think it’s rude
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| When I tell you that I love you boo
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| I also hope that you don’t see through
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| This cleverly constructed ruse
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| Designed by a marketing team
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| Cashing in on puberty and low self-esteem
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| And girls' desperate need to feel loved
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| America says we love a But don’t get complicated and bore us
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| Though meaning might be missin'
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| We need to know the words after just one listen so
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| Repeat stuff I love my baby and you know I couldn’t live without her
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| But now I need to make every girl think this song’s about her
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| Just to make sure that they spread it like the plague
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| So I describe my dream girl as really really vague, like
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| «I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other
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| I love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color
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| I love it when you smile, that you smile wide
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| And I love how your torso has an arm on either side»
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| Now, if you’re my agent you might be thinking, «Oh no, sound the alarms
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| You’re not appealing to little girls that don’t have arms»
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| But they can’t use iTunes, so fuck 'em who needs 'em!
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| Oh girl, oh hello Satan! |
| -fellates microphone-
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| Satan you taste so good!
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| Repeat stuff Everybody!
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| C’mon on louder I can’t hear you!
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| I’m in magazines full of model teens, so far above you
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| So read them and hate yourself, and pay me to tell you I love you (I love you)
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| And the parents will always come along, because their little girl is in love
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| And how could love be wrong? |
| How could love be wrong? |
| When you
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| Repeat stuff Repeat stu- I am a vessal! |
| 666! |
| Illuminati! |
| Freemasons!
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| We know it’s not right, we know it’s not funny
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| But we’ll stop beating this dead horse when it stops spitting out money
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| But until then, we will repeat stuff |