Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Hell of a Ride , by - Bo Burnham. Release date: 16.12.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Hell of a Ride |
| We had a hell of a ride |
| But you thought we were riding to Heaven |
| Well, I motherfucking lied |
| So crank that funky shit to eleven |
| «Hey Man!» |
| «Sup, Bro!» |
| «You hear about Bo, dude?» |
| «Yo, the kid sucks, man!» |
| «Yeah, he sucks man |
| Kid’s trying to rap. |
| He was in theater in high school and now he’s trying to-» |
| «Whoa, whoa, whoa, yo is that him? |
| «Huh, what?» |
| «Yo, is that him?» |
| «Holy shi…» |
| «Oh fuck this motherfucker scares me, I can’t do this shit» |
| «Shut up.» |
| «I can’t fucking do this shit.» |
| «Dude, just shut up!» |
| Photosynthetical, I want 'em botanical |
| And I’m kinda theoretical (What?) |
| Quantum mechanical (What?) |
| Alphabetical, a word puritanical |
| Not a hypothetical, I rule tyrannical |
| Tyrannical-saurus Rex |
| Fuck the system, solar plexus |
| A lone star Texas, yeah |
| Too smart to be sexist, hey |
| Slow it down, the shit’s too quick |
| Fuck it, stick with it, the kid is too sick to quit |
| Haters, suck my dick |
| Handle the candle, lick the wick |
| No, stop! |
| You’re better than that |
| C’mon, mail definition, there’s a letter in that |
| Spell mail, then repeat the second letter in that |
| AA, if you got a girl, don’t let her in that |
| I said I got a green light, Jay Gatsby |
| You know leaking is just for maxi |
| So leak my tracks, they’re tax-free |
| And that’s the way to be if you ask me |
| Take this music, choose it, use it, fuse it |
| Abuse it, lose it |
| Some of you like it, sweet |
| But if it’s just me then B, let’s ride the beat |
| Fuck it, get a bucket, my stomach is gonna upchuck |
| Texas Ranger, no Walker, get up, Chuck |
| Pixar’s dicks are slick cause they fucked up |
| What a fucked up stuck-up suck up |
| Say this shit is crap, scoff |
| Write me off, cause I’m a white kid tryin' to rap |
| Because I’m willin' to quit |
| Just kiddin', the kid’ll keep killin' this shit |
| Oh |
| We’ve had a hell of a ride |
| But you thought we were riding to Heaven |
| Well, I motherfucking lied |
| So crank that funky shit to eleven |
| We’ve had a hell of a ride |
| But you thought we were riding to Heaven, Heaven |
| I motherfucking lied |
| So crank that funky shit to eleven |
| Lyrical acrobat, listen |
| Empirical mathematician: |
| The miracle aftermath, is it part |
| Due to the fact the rap’s elastic addict act is missing |
| Too smart to be dismissed, hey |
| Miss Heart meet Mister Fist |
| Kids can’t cut it, so they try a wrist, shit |
| You got nothin' on me, I’m a nihilist |
| Come on, Bo, flow |
| Blow like the wind go |
| Flow like the wind blow |
| Blowin' out the window |
| Amnesty, amnesia, I remember a window in Indonesia |
| Pleased to meet ya |
| I don’t believe in Jesus |
| Jesus! |
| Please don’t sneeze your Cheez-its |
| Please, it’s just what I believe, it’s |
| Not Jesus, it’s Cheez-its, right? |
| Not like the Jeremiah Wright guy |
| Rhyme too tight, and it’s makin' ya fight |
| My skin lite brite, like the light that you write by |
| Lord of the Rings, man I’m the Tolkien white guy |
| Too dense, gotta rewind it |
| Hate in the brain, but too sane to mind it |
| The meaning is there, but as a rule of thumb, just hum |
| If you’re too dumb to find it |
| We’ve had a hell of a ride |
| But you thought we were riding to Heaven |
| Well, I motherfucking lied |
| So crank that funky shit to eleven |
| We’ve had a hell of a ride |
| But you thought we were riding to Heaven, Heaven |
| I motherfucking lied |
| So crank that funky shit to eleven, baby |
| (We've had a hell of a ride) |
| (But I thought we were riding to Heaven, Heaven) |
| (You motherfucking lied) |
| (So crank that funky shit to eleven-leven) |
| (We've had a hell of a ride) |
| If you think I’m jokin', well, then you don’t know me |
| (But I thought we were riding to Heaven, Heaven) |
| You don’t, you don’t, you don’t know me at all |
| (You motherfucking lied) |
| If you think I’m jokin', well, then you don’t know me |
| (So crank that funky shit to eleven-leven) |
| You don’t, you don’t, you don’t know me at all |
| (We've had a hell of a ride) |
| If you think I’m jokin', well, then you don’t know me |
| (But I thought we were riding to Heaven, Heaven) |
| You don’t, you don’t, you don’t know me at all |
| (You motherfucking lied) |
| If you think I’m jokin', well, then you don’t know me |
| (So crank that funky shit to eleven-leven) |
| You don’t, you don’t, you don’t know me at all |
| (We've had a hell of a ride) |
| If you think I’m jokin', well, then you don’t know me |
| (But I thought we were riding to Heaven, Heaven) |
| You don’t, you don’t, you don’t know me at all |
| (You motherfucking lied) |
| If you think I’m jokin', well, then you don’t know me |
| (So crank that funky shit to eleven-leven) |
| You don’t, you don’t, you don’t know me at all |
| Oh, if you think I’m jokin', well, then you don’t know me |
| You don’t, you don’t, you don’t know me at all |
| If you think I’m jokin', well, then you don’t know me |