Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song WHAT'S FUNNY, artist - Bo Burnham. Album song Words Words Words, in the genre Date of issue: 18.10.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Comedy Central
Song language: English
WHAT'S FUNNY |
| (My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish |
| Uh, she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch |
| all the time) |
| My show is a little bit silly, and a |
| Little bit pretentious, so like |
| Shakespeare’s willy or |
| Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on |
| It’s also a little bit gay, and a |
| Little bit offensive, like |
| Thanksgiving Day or |
| Noam Chomsky wearing a strap-on |
| So put your cellphones to vibrate |
| And put your vibrators to cellphone mode |
| Welcome to the show, it goes a little bit like this |
| Joke… exactly |
| Welcome to my flow, it flows a little bit like this |
| With a rap and a diss then a |
| Swift rap in the wrist, a rap in a kiss |
| Like Hershey’s wrappin' a Kiss, shit |
| I got a show that’ll test you kids |
| And it asks one question and the question is |
| What’s funny? |
| What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny? |
| What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny? |
| Funny, fu-funny |
| What’s funny? |
| What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny? |
| What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny? |
| Funny |
| Oh yeah |
| Humor is often linked to shared experience |
| Like a guy gets up and says, «Have you noticed that public restrooms have |
| really inefficient hand dryers? |
| ««Oh my God, yes I have |
| Ha ha ha ha, really good point |
| They should fix that |
| It’s good to know that somebody finally gets me |
| 'Cause my wife divorced me |
| Which has consciously forced me to lose all sense of self |
| So it’s nice to think about hand dryers |
| And not that cheating whore» |
| Because stand-up comedy is actually pretty easy |
| If you’re an Asian comic, just get up and say, «My mother’s got the weirdest |
| fucking accent» |
| Then just do a Chinese accent |
| 'Cause everybody laughs at the Chinese accent |
| Because they privately thought that your people were laughable and now you’ve |
| given them the chance to express that in public |
| Ah yeah, if you’re a musical comic |
| Just give them a little weird voice inflection |
| Then take a Viagra |
| And slap them with a rock-hard misdirection |
| What’s funny? |
| What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny? |
| What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny? |
| Funny, fu-funny |
| … Tourettes! |
| What’s funny? |
| What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny? |
| What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny? |
| Funny |
| Oh, and the audience says |
| When I was a baby, maybe I laughed at people jiggling keys |
| Now I’m older and bolder and just get mad because I notice that the keys are to |
| a Hummer |
| Fuck my life, I don’t fuck my wife |
| So fuck my wife, and fuck my life |
| And my son is gay, but not sitcom gay |
| Daughter’s a whore, like another girl that used to be her mother |
| But the marriage made her Miss Mary Americana |
| I want a teen, but that’s screaming prima donna |
| But the radical feminists made my wife a man |
| Oh, and if I die happy |
| The situation |
| Will be auto-erotic |
| Asphyxiation |
| I hate my life and it hates me back |
| And my friend is black |
| But I don’t know what to call him |
| So I just call him |
| … What up, Jamal? |
| Even though his name is Steve |
| I hate my job, I hate my life |
| I hate my kids, I hate my wife |
| Jews would know I do it |
| Judas beat me to it |
| I’m slowly slipping into a solipsistic coma |
| And I masturbate because I’m the only one whose standards are low enough to |
| fuck me! |
| What’s funny? |
| What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny? |
| What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny? |
| Funny, fu-funny |
| (Pop) It’s a boy |
| What’s funny? |
| What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny? |
| What’s funny, what’s funny, what’s funny? |
| Funny, yeah |
| Hopefully this |
| (Fart) |