Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sunday School, artist - Bo Burnham. Date of issue: 16.06.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Sunday School |
| Alright kids uh welcome to your first Sunday school class alright let’s get |
| right into it okay? |
| Okay |
| Did you know that Jesus died on the cross, just to keep you from masturbating? |
| And did you know that prior to 1960, he frowned on interracial dating? |
| Well my name is Bobby Johnson |
| And I teach about god’s loving wrath |
| And though I try to live by the Bible, and what it says |
| I think I might’ve stumbled from the path |
| Because I’m gay for Jesus, creator of all good |
| A charitable carpenter, that’s why he’s given me wood |
| I’m gay for Jesus, let the people rejoice |
| But it’s not about lust, I don’t want to nail him, that was a poor word choice |
| Did you know Satan wears a cape made out of a rainbow flag? |
| And did you know that Jesus hates abortions, unless the kid was a f- Jew? |
| Well I try to live by the Bible |
| But it tells me that my thoughts aren’t right |
| But those particular pages might be stuck together |
| From the little bit of sinning I did last night |
| Because they told me to love Jesus, I chose an alternative route |
| Well I was so sad when he was in that cave but I was thrilled when he came out |
| Well I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace |
| I said pour you love all over me, but please aim away from my face |