Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Rehab Center For Fictional Characters , by - Bo Burnham. Release date: 09.09.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Rehab Center For Fictional Characters |
| Hey I’m Santa Claus, |
| I’m the king of snow |
| I hate my wife because |
| She is ho ho ho |
| She used to please me everyday |
| Then she made it clear |
| That Santa’s only s’pose to come once year |
| Now I buy whores |
| Rock n roll |
| And I stuff their stockings |
| With my north pole |
| I had a wonderful life |
| With a healthy household |
| And a beautiful wife |
| And a pot full of gold |
| Then my wife spent my riches all by herself |
| And since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf |
| Now I drink all day |
| And a part of me dies |
| Cause my wife’s gettin gangbanged |
| By the rice krispie guys |
| Everyday I wake up, and I get to work late, |
| My boss says «hey what’sup?» |
| I say I’m grrrrrrowing tired of this shit |
| The kids they laugh cause I’m a sensitive cat |
| «big pussy!"I can’t argue with that |
| If another kid gives me frosted flakes |
| I swear on my life, I’ll eat his parents. |
| I’m the easter bunny hey I’m back |
| Used to funny now I’m hooked on crack |
| Heaps of heroine aint no joke |
| Marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke |
| Coooooke |
| Drugs for life that’s my plan |
| But now I have no attention sp… |
| Hey pat did you hear? |
| all my elves got sick |
| I think they got herpes from some irish chick |
| Santa, tony, could you guys please stop? |
| Oh snap… crackle and pop |