Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Poems, artist - Bo Burnham.
Date of issue: 16.12.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Poems |
I believe there is nothing more manly one can do than take a shower with 5 |
other guys, It’s true. |
It’s not a joke its early cavemen, you know. |
Cromagnum wandering through the fog, scrubbing 5 other sapians, no homo |
I wanna do a poem for you, some poems for you |
I’ve got chimes |
Oh, a genie just came |
Now that we’re halfway through the show I’d like to take the pressure off you, |
the audience, and just read some serious poetry, then we’ll go back to the |
giggles. |
This is from my book, «Egghead», that some of you may already have |
Just sit back and enjoy this poetry |
«Roses are grey |
Violets are a different shade of grey |
Let’s go chase cars.» |
That’s a poem by a dog |
This is a poem about beauty |
About self-image |
And about the ability to transform |
«Martha was ugly like a shaved baboon |
So she wrapped herself up in a curtain cocoon |
And after a week, she finally emerged |
She smelled like shit. |
What a psycho.» |
You can’t transcend them, I guess that’s the moral |
«Me, with my strange choice of adjectives |
You, with your muscular teeth |
And your clockwise vagina.» |
«You're incomparable, like a…» |
«I put a chameleon on a dildo…» |
No |
«He blushed.» |
There we go |
«I wanna beat you to death with a blunt object! |
I wanna grab one of those high-end fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash |
your rib cage in! |
I wanna sharpen 50 pencils, bind them with a rubber band, stick the lead ends |
in your mouth and punch the erasers! |
I wanna strap you to a bed of nails, then strap that bed of nails to the hood |
of my car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over the speed bumps in a mall |
parking lot during an earthquake! |
I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash and somehow not survive a |
small fender-bender on the way back from the hospital.» |
Thank you, that’s called «Dad» |
«If I had a million dollars, I’d pay your mother to have sex with me |
Afterwards, I’d invest in the remaining $ 999,990» |
$ 10 for sex with your mother! |
Comedy! |
I smell comedy |
Well, it was comedy giving off that scent |
I can see the light on your face, bitch! |
Stop texting! |
This is a poem, it’s a story that’s meant primarily for children, |
but I think it’s got a lesson we could all learn |
«The squares lived happily in their square houses with their square yards in |
their square town |
But, then one day a family of circles moved in from the West! |
'Get outta here, roundy!' |
shouted one of the squares |
'Why?' |
asked one of the circles |
'Cause this is a metaphor for racism!'» |
«When I walk into a party, you’d think I was one of those long, straight Tetris |
pieces, cause everyone’s like, 'Oh yeah, this guy’s here. |
Finally, |
we’ve been waiting for him to show up.» |
Like you wait in the game-- forget it, I mean… |
No! |
You had your chance |
And finally |
«Mid-October with leaves spilled like pencil shavings |
The streets dicing our town into neat unfair portions |
And me |
Eating that pussy, baby!» |
Thank you guys so much, thank you for being a part of this, coming to the show |
I just need one person’s enthusiasm, that’s all I need to carry it |
«Oh, ow! |
I’m turned on and hurt!» |