Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song MEN & WOMEN , by - Bo Burnham. Song from the album Words Words Words, in the genre Release date: 18.10.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Comedy Central
Song language: English
MEN & WOMEN |
| Men are like vows |
| Because they’re easily broken |
| Women are like cows |
| Because they both have vaginas |
| I said, men are like muzzles |
| Because they’ll try to shut you up |
| No, no, no don’t listen, hey |
| Women are like puzzles |
| Because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote |
| Puzzles still don’t |
| A man is an eagle, a woman is a dove |
| Women can fake orgasm, but men can fake love |
| Women are like fingers and toes |
| Because they’re easy to count on |
| Men are like ravens and crows |
| Cause they hate using condoms |
| Women are like Yahtzees, oh yeah |
| Cause I rarely get them |
| Yeah, men are like Nazis |
| Because they both caused the Holocaust |
| Oh, for every dollar man makes, a woman makes 70 cents |
| That doesn’t make sense, that’s not fair, the man’s only left with 30 |
| Men and women |
| Oh, men and women |
| Is black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodite |
| Oh, big finish yeah |
| Male strippers always look like they’re applying lotion |
| Female strippers when they’re dancing on the pole |
| Just look like… confused firemen |