
Date of issue: 18.10.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Comedy Central
Song language: English
MEN & WOMEN |
Men are like vows |
Because they’re easily broken |
Women are like cows |
Because they both have vaginas |
I said, men are like muzzles |
Because they’ll try to shut you up |
No, no, no don’t listen, hey |
Women are like puzzles |
Because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote |
Puzzles still don’t |
A man is an eagle, a woman is a dove |
Women can fake orgasm, but men can fake love |
Women are like fingers and toes |
Because they’re easy to count on |
Men are like ravens and crows |
Cause they hate using condoms |
Women are like Yahtzees, oh yeah |
Cause I rarely get them |
Yeah, men are like Nazis |
Because they both caused the Holocaust |
Oh, for every dollar man makes, a woman makes 70 cents |
That doesn’t make sense, that’s not fair, the man’s only left with 30 |
Men and women |
Oh, men and women |
Is black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodite |
Oh, big finish yeah |
Male strippers always look like they’re applying lotion |
Female strippers when they’re dancing on the pole |
Just look like… confused firemen |
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