Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I F--k Sl--ts, artist - Bo Burnham. Date of issue: 16.12.2013
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
I F--k Sl--ts |
| Sluts |
| Sluts |
| (It's not a role call but thank you) |
| I fuck sluts |
| Sluts get fucked |
| When I fuck sluts |
| No if ands, and or buts |
| I fuck sluts |
| I fuck sluts |
| Nice girls are nice |
| But no good for nut sucking |
| You need a serene night |
| To green-light a butt fucking |
| But that’ll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking |
| Boo to the nice girls |
| Praise be to slut fucking |
| I have a list |
| A list |
| Yes a list of all the sluts I’ve missed |
| I’ve never fucked or sucked these sluts |
| Thus my nuts are fucking pissed |
| So when I fuck the lucky slut |
| My nut removes her from the list |
| Another dumb cumbucket struck from my nut sucking, suck-it slut, |
| slut fucking bucket list |
| (The pages are blank |
| I know it |
| Why am I lying to you?) |
| Sluts can be white, black, brown or pink or almond |
| Sluts can be skinny with big tits or skinny with small ones |
| Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh |
| With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash |
| But other sluts are pretty, funny, and smart |
| These sluts can move all your thoughts from your dick |
| To your heart |
| Talk about science, Music or art |
| They can put your together |
| Or they can pull you apart |
| Don’t trust these sluts |
| Don’t you dare |
| They’ll force you to trust them and love them and care |
| And then they’ll be gone |
| And you’ll be aware |
| Of the hole in your heart |
| That that dumb slut left there |