Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song High School Party , by - Bo Burnham. Release date: 09.09.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
High School Party |
| High school party, senior year |
| Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer |
| I like soda, where’s the soda? |
| Am I the only fucking person here that likes |
| soda? |
| I see her from across the crowd |
| I said the party is bumpin' and the music is loud |
| You’re really drunk and you’re lookin' sad… It’s like a date rape ad |
| Girl, then we start to dance and |
| Girl, baby this is romance |
| Girl, I’m startin' to grow down below |
| Shit, why did I wear sweat pants? |
| Girl, you’re body’s like what conjunction junction |
| That’s a fine ass, butt (but) |
| I’m like a cashew in a lollipop |
| Just keep suckin' till you get to the nut |
| And I said let’s rob an Asian kitchen |
| Or stroll down the block |
| Either way girl, we’re takin' a wok (.Nothing?) |
| You’re gonna love me the way my uncle did |
| Except you’re not gonna go to court for doin' it |
| Be a guillotine or my girl instead |
| Either way you’re givin' me head |
| I’m gonna love you, baby the right way |
| Shorty with a body lookin' hotty when I say girl |
| When I say girl |
| We go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughter |
| Why’s it called dry humping, if I always need a towel after? |
| You spread your naked legs and I see that wound that never healed |
| Even though you’re yellin' for me, I can tell your lips are sealed |
| We’re both aware of my erection, you ask if I have protection |
| I say: |
| «Well no, I tried to buy them once |
| I was in the convenience store |
| My old babysitter walked in |
| I had to hide them near the Tic-Tac's |
| I was so embarrassed, I peed myself a little bit» |
| Girl, girl |
| Insert a euphemism |
| A sexy mental prism |
| Increase my pelvic rhythm |
| Fill you with my syllogism |
| I know your body and I know how to please you |
| Don’t thank me, thank Wikipedia |
| Guys don’t go down, well I am- |
| What the fuck is that? |
| I should have brought my diagram |
| Ooh… Did you feel that? |
| That was an educated guess |
| Ooh… Did you feel that? |
| Uh, that one was a sneeze, my bad |
| High school party, senior year |
| None of that happened 'cause I wasn’t invited. |