Translation of the song lyrics La Mujer Perfecta - Bersuit Vergarabat

La Mujer Perfecta (original)

Reconozco que estoy un poco cansado
Pensaba mientras tarareaba esta dulce canción
Un sol radiante, la gente reposaba en la luz
Todo ocurría normalmente transeúntes
Yo caminando por la calle sin saber a donde
Cuando creí escuchar a alguien que me decía
Algo pero vi que no se le movían los labios
Me presto una menor atención en ese momento
Cuando se acerco a mí
De una manera ingenua le pregunte:
Vos sos mujer, no yo soy croata, croata, croata, croata
Comenzamos a caminar los dos en el mismo sentido
Bamboleándonos de una manera elegante ta' linda, parecía que yo también era
lindo para ella caminábamos caminábamos
De pronto advertí que repentinamente un chico
Que paseaba normalmente a todos los perros
Como lo hacia todos los días se convierte en un
Girasol ante mis ojos y dije algún estupefaciente
Que me ha bajado me da estas sensaciones
Y unas trompetas medievales comenzaron
A anunciar una especie de sentimiento repentino
Hacia 5 minutos que te conocía y necesitaba
Preguntarte antes vos sos mujer
No yo soy croata, croata, croata, croata
A ver sacame estos mosquitos que me molestan
Y los mosquitos se retiraron comenzaron
A agrandarse a formarse mariposas pero
Soy bien macho y me la banco y no sos mas
Que una mujer, ¿sos una mujer?
No yo soy croata, croata, croata cacacaca, croata
Y me convertí en una rana y te convertiste
En un pez y me convertí en un zapato
Y te convertiste en un sillón de mimbre
Y estábamos jugando al hada madrina
Y la gente se convertía en vaso y los árboles
Comenzaban a flamear como si fueran algas
Y estábamos ahí precisamente abajo del
Agua vos sos mujer, no yo soy croata
Croata, croata, croata
Y parecía un presagio parecía algún mal anuncio
Pero yo soy bien macho y sos una mujer
Empecé a charlar absurdamente
A decir palabras inconexas a hablar de
Distintos temas a la vez
A simular movimientos de karate a bailar
A desconcertarla, las mujeres frente
Al desconcierto siempre retroceden
Pero no ya no podía dejar de moverme
Epilépticamente y decir estupideces
Aunque mi pensamiento era correcto
BASTA, BASTA!!!
VOS SOS MUJER
NO YO SOY CROATA, CROATA, CROATA
Y LA AGARRÉ DE LOS PELOS EMPECÉ A
SAMARREARLA MI FUERZA BRUTA TE
CONVERTIRA EN POLVO LA LLEVE A UN BAÑO
VERTI MI PENE SOBRE SU BOCA
ELIGIENDO EL ARMA MAS PREPOTENTE
DE LA NATURALEZA, ESTABAS LISTA TRAGALA
TRAGALA O TE ROMPO LA CARA, PUTA!
En ese instante el pene se dio vuelta hacia mi
Y comencé a penetrarme a mi mismo
Y gozaba por el ano ya era una mujer
Sentía como una mujer quería todo para mi
Yyyyy tengo vergüenza me gusta pero
También tengo dignidad y te voy a preguntar
Por mi rebeldía aunque sea vos sos mujer?
No yo soy Croata, croata, croata, croata
Me encerré en un baño y quise masturbarme
Para quedar solo con mi fantasía mi único
Tesoro antes de suicidarme quiero recordar
Quiero recordar que alguna vez yo
Era el amo de esta tierra
Mi cabeza se incrusta en mi torso, las manos
Se hunden para adentro, un torso que gira
Como una pelota, y gira como una pelota
Y gira como una pelota
VOS SOS MUJER?
NO YO SOY CROOOAAAAAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAA

(translation)

I admit I'm a little tired
I thought while humming this sweet song
A radiant sun, people rested in the light
Everything happened normally passers-by
Me walking down the street without knowing where
When I thought I heard someone tell me
Something but I saw that his lips did not move
I pay less attention to myself at that time
When you get close to me
In a naive way I asked him:
You are a woman, not I am Croatian, Croatian, Croatian, Croatian
We both started walking in the same direction
Swaying in a cute elegant way, it seemed that I was too
cute for her we walked we walked
Suddenly I noticed that suddenly a boy
That he normally walked all the dogs
As he did every day he becomes a
Sunflower before my eyes and I said some drug
What has brought me down gives me these sensations
And some medieval trumpets began
To announce a kind of sudden feeling
5 minutes ago I knew you and I needed
Ask you before you are a woman
No I'm Croatian, Croatian, Croatian, Croatian
Let's see get rid of these mosquitoes that bother me
And the mosquitoes withdrew began
To enlarge to form butterflies but
I am very macho and I bank it and you are no more
What a woman, are you a woman?
No I'm Croatian, Croatian, Croatian cacacaca, Croatian
And I turned into a frog and you turned
I was a fish and I became a shoe
And you became a wicker chair
And we were playing fairy godmother
And the people became glass and the trees
They began to flaming as if they were algae
And we were right there under the
Water you are a woman, not I am Croatian
Croatian, Croatian, Croatian
And it seemed like an omen, it seemed like some bad announcement
But I am very macho and you are a woman
I started to chat absurdly
To say unrelated words to talk about
Different topics at the same time
To simulate moves from karate to dancing
To disconcert her, the women in front
To bewilderment they always recoil
But no I couldn't stop moving anymore
Epileptically and say stupid things
Although my thought was correct
ENOUGH, ENOUGH!!!
YOU ARE A WOMAN
I AM NOT CROAT, CROAT, CROAT
AND I GRABBED HER BY THE HAIRS I STARTED TO
SAMARRERA MY BRUTE FORCE
I WILL TURN IT TO POWDER I TAKE IT TO A BATHROOM
I POURED MY PENIS OVER HER MOUTH
CHOOSING THE MOST PREPOTENT WEAPON
FROM NATURE, WERE YOU READY TO SWALLOW IT
SWALLOW IT OR I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, WHORE!
At that moment the penis turned towards me
And I began to penetrate myself
And she enjoyed the year she was already a woman
I felt like a woman wanted everything for me
Yyyyy I'm ashamed I like it but
I also have dignity and I'm going to ask you
Because of my rebellion, even if it is, are you a woman?
No I'm Croatian, Croatian, Croatian, Croatian
I locked myself in a bathroom and wanted to masturbate
To be alone with my fantasy, my only
Treasure before I commit suicide I want to remember
I want to remember that once I
He was the master of this land
My head is embedded in my torso, my hands
They sink in, a torso that turns
Like a ball, and spin like a ball
And spin like a ball
ARE YOU A WOMAN?
NO I AM CROOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA