Translation of the song lyrics Tuyú - Bersuit Vergarabat

Tuyú (original)

A la escondida siempre cuento yo, sino me lastiman;
En los picados me mandan al arco por gordo tarado;
La botellita siempre apunta a otro
Basta de atentados
Conseguí una novia con lentes y aparatos
Quiero jugar con mi prima al doctor, pero nunca viene;
Todos los nenes tienen el pito más grande que yo
Ciencias naturales es mi vocación porque mato sapos
Así me entreno para matarme en mi octavo
TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU
TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU
Bizco, chicato le dicen en la escuela
Nadie me quiere
Él toco a esa mujer
Yo no fui
Tiene lepra o es viruela
No, es acné
Me parece que es comilón
Quién, ¿yo?
Ese del pueblito, debe ser un drogadicto
Es aconsejable eliminarlo de una vez
Mátenlos, amárrenlos, están muy sacados
Así fue como festejé mis catorce
TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU
TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU
Tuvimos un presidente, digno en Argentina
Que ordenó con su grandeza a reorganizar
¡Vamos!
Se acabaron los subversivos: ¡Ahora a trabajar!
La gente lo vitoreaba en las plazas
Mi novia sin saberlo quería que sea como él:
Fiel, disciplinado, católico, educado
Como vio que no podía me dejó por infractor
Tateti, Tateti, la desgracia es para mi
TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU
TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU
DESGRACIADOOOOO
Soy militante del apagón, no tengo pila
La ignorancia es mi profesión, es mi saliva
Es mi vida una composición toda corrida
Que destaca la equivocación y a las mentiras
El que juega con la realidad es un suicida
Que dialoga con una pared toda la vida
Tengo veintiocho y alejado estoy pero en la mía
Con Bersuit para festejar, el más loco
TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU
TUYU TUYU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TUYU

(translation)

In hiding I always count, if not they hurt me;
In the dives they send me to the bow for being a fat moron;
The little bottle always points to another
enough of attacks
Got a girlfriend with glasses and braces
I want to play doctor with my cousin, but she never comes;
All the babes have bigger dicks than me
Natural sciences is my vocation because I kill toads
This is how I train to kill myself on my eighth
YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU
YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU
Cross-eyed, chicato they call him at school
Nobody loves Me
He touched that woman
I did not go
Has leprosy or is it smallpox
No, it's acne
I think it's a eater
Who me?
That one from the little town, must be a drug addict
It is advisable to remove it at once
Kill them, tie them up, they are very taken
This is how I celebrated my fourteen
YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU
YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU
We had a worthy president in Argentina
That he commanded with his greatness him to rearrange
Go!
No more subversives: Now to work!
People cheered him in the squares
My girlfriend unknowingly wanted me to be like him:
Faithful, disciplined, Catholic, educated
As he saw that he couldn't, he left me for violating
Tateti, Tateti, misfortune is for me
YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU
YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU
DISGRACED
I'm a militant of the blackout, I don't have a battery
Ignorance is my profession, it's my saliva
It is my life a composition all run
That highlights the mistake and the lies
He who plays with reality is a suicide
Who talks with a wall all his life
I'm twenty-eight and I'm far away but in mine
With Bersuit to celebrate, the craziest
YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU
YOU YOU YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU YOU