Lyrics Wildest Dreams Parody - Bart Baker

Wildest Dreams Parody

My ex-boyfriends all hate me now
They think I was crazy and dicked them around
I can’t stand that they think about me as a bad girlfriend
So I guess I gotta take them out!
How dare they all dump Taylor Swift
And not remember me as perfect
They must pay the price
And I won’t rest until they all are dead!
Hey John!
Remember me?
Sure, Taylor, we dated before I met Katy
Since our breakup made me scream
I’ll return the favor
Go to hell, John Mayer!
That’s right, scream
Aaaaah!
Aaaaah!
Rest in peace
Ha ha ha!