Lyrics What Makes You Beautiful Parody - Bart Baker

What Makes You Beautiful Parody

Check out my hair, isn’t it cute
I use a really expensive shampoo
We’re throwing rocks and acting tough
Even though we’re all wearing tons of makeup
Our manager says we have to act straight
Even though we’re all gay
We’re at the beach acting like we’re hunting for chicks
But secretly what we’re looking for is some dick
Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet
They can’t know oh oh
That you’re not hetero
Snorting bath salts and jumping in place
Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face
Get away you psycho’s I have some mase
Damn that blow oh oh’s
Bet that you taste beautiful
No no!
Get lost you drugged up homos!
We’re playing sports so we seem straight
Our manager said that that’s a good way ah ah