Lyrics Pretty Girls Parody - Bart Baker

Pretty Girls Parody

«Fancy"was a big massive hit
this is a rip-off of it
cos I’m so desperate
To have a hit
But this song’s shitty
it send the message to young girls
pretty equals happiness
if you’re ugly
then you’re worthless
And your life will
be bland and shitty
Hey
I’ve been around so long that these days
the kids do not even know my name
I was big back when their parents were in high school
years
have gone by and I’m out of ideas
nobody cares about Britney Spears
so I hired Iggy to make me
more relevant
In this dumb vid
I’m s’posed to be
an alien
friend of Britney
My career
needs reviving
Hey why aren’t you driving?
This song will never
top the charts
we look like
glam metal hoes
I had work
on my nose
You’re still not pretty
my waist used to be twenty-eight
I can’t fit
in these pants
it’s almost time for me to dance
Just suck in Britney!
Why does
this car wash only employ gay guys
in short shorts that show off their nice thighs?
and why is this rich preppie douchebag
making eyes at me?
Because I just cannot believe
you tried to recreate «Fancy»
but instead you made something
that’s utter crap!
If you think this song’s
message can’t
get worse well
now we’re showun'
in order to have fun
you must have money
but the saddest part is this track
had nine writers on it
don’t believe me just wiki it
It’s true what dummies!
Why the hell did you guys just get into our car?
Get out, we’re trying to leave for a party!
Uhm, excuse me, I’m Britney Spears!
And I’m Iggy Azalea, I mean an alien.
And we’re pretty girls.
More like stuck-up shallow girls!
Iggy, do something!
Oh my god!
You like so totally turned them into cell-phones for product
placement!
Uhm totally!
It’s like my only super-power in this video for some stupid reason.
Iggs teaming up with Brit to tell the world
all that matters is to be a pretty girl
whitch is ironic because the whole worls agrees
I look like clam chowder and Britt looks like beef jerky
see there’s a
slim line between a beauty and a beast
that’s the real line in this horrid masterpiece
basically we’re sayin' if you ain’t perfect
then you’re life is gonna suck cause you’ll be a reject Iggs
Who here made the song «Pretty Girls»?
I have been sent back in time
to kill you for that crime
and destroy that song!
What’s wrong with our song?
«Pretty Girls»
destroy society
it makes girls think being pretty
is all that matters!
Ehm, Duh, Yeah because being pretty is totally all that matters!
Uhm, Duh, Yeah, Totally, like everybody obviously like totally knows that, Duh!
Time to die girls.
Iggy!
Do something!
We like totally killed the terminator!
TOTALLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!