Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Little Things Parody, artist - Bart Baker. Date of issue: 08.11.2012
Song language: English
Little Things Parody |
| This song was designed to make you feel lovely |
| By pointing out the flaws on your fat body |
| And pretending that we love them to make you feel pretty |
| But clearly you’re ugly |
| «WAIT WHAT?» |
| You know nobody loves those gross wrinkles by your eyes |
| Your huge thighs are hideous and your stomach is super-sized |
| You have to buy two seats on airlines whenever you fly |
| But that’s why you’re special to me |
| «OH WAIT THIS IS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE WEIRD!» |
| Your double chin and stretch marks make you stand out |
| I play guitar |
| Yes it’s true |
| That’s you — you are huge |
| And look like a dude |
| But that’s why we love you |
| «YOU REALLY LOVE ME!» |
| Did we mention that you’re fat |
| Hey can I sing about Harry for a second? |
| Sure |
| I know everything about my pal Harry |
| Like how he has a mole on the shaft on his mate |
| And those daily masturbations that we do so secretly |
| Are what make my life complete |
| Back to the things we like about that fat ape |
| Both of your nipples look like pan cakes |
| Your bush hair is huge like Don King’s dew |
| But you’re perfect to me |
| «UM, I’M CONFUSED.» |
| What we’re basically saying |
| Is your hideous |
| You have zits |
| Hairy tits |
| And your lips smell like bad fish |
| But we love that gross shit |
| We’re not talking about the lips on your mouth |
| Who want’s to suck my d**** |
| I will — never say never! |
| What the hell Justin, this isn’t your fuckin video! |
| Oh well, I was just answering the question dogg! |
| I got Louie for that! |
| Yeah!!~ |
| Oh! |
| Screw you guys! |
| Now where were we boys! |
| Oops I let your little thing slip out of my mouth! |
| I’m sorry! |
| No, don’t be |
| It’s tiny |
| Hey same with me! |
| And me |
| And me |
| And me |
| We all have little things |