Lyrics Finesse Parody - Bart Baker

Finesse Parody

Beats on snore, rap skills are average
But somehow I changed the game
I’m the new Bronx Nicki plastic ass and titties
But inside I’m real not fake (No Barbie!)
I’m the most successful stripper since Britney Spears
I’m proof that charm more important than bars
Ya girl went from Bodak with a man voice like Ja Rule
To this cheese throwback yup straight up Paula Abdul like ayyyy
Strike a corny pose like ayyyy
Now let’s both pretend to paint, to paint
Bruno this old school throwback schtick is getting lame
Owwww!
Ooooh I have mild Alzheimers
That’s why my music style is decades off
Yea had to hire Cardi to cover
The fact that this track’s like all my other songs
Oh is it 2002 or 1988?
I have no frickin clue
Someone please fix my brain
Bill Clinton for president
It’s 2018 snap out of it!
Bruno you’ve lost your mind
That’s right!
This «In Living Color"concept
It don’t make no sense
It’s just a desperate attempt
To be nostalgic
Dressed like a hip hop Zack Morris
It don’t make no sense
My hair’s a Screech Powers mess
Look like the dwarf Fresh Prince
This throwback BS has gone on way too damn long
Bruno I bought doctors to help (Ayy)
Mr. Mars what’s going on?
Where’s all this pain from?
Why are you stuck in the past?
Whatever do you mean?
Bruno stop it please!
Look right here dude is today’s date
What is that, a small TV?
This must be a dream!
Wow!
Have you heard of the internet?
You all should invest
Ooh, that’s my beeper just one sec
Please docs fix this now!
Dude Boyz II Men’s the frickin best!
Just got their cassette!
This is worse than I could expect
We must make his mind current!
I’m drippin' in finesse like water
Pipe slippin' in the jet with yo daughter
Ya boy Lil Bruno he a baller
Pop 4 xanny then eat lobster
So much finesse it don’t make sense
Keep a lean IV by my bed
I keep a gun strapped for the feds
Pop 35 xanny go dead
Yikes, we really fucked this one up, didn’t we?
What are you talking about Doc?
That shit is hot!