Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song As Long as I'm Barfing, artist - Bart Baker. Date of issue: 04.10.2012
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
As Long as I'm Barfing |
| My girl doesn’t love me |
| Her new love is 1D |
| I’m under pressure |
| I puked at my show now my girl prefers One Direction |
| Was a belieber |
| But now she has no interest in my baby sized erection |
| She wants to |
| Bang Harry |
| Why doesn’t she wanna bang me |
| Doesn’t she know that I got swag |
| Girl, why don’t love me? |
| I’m better than 1D |
| Even though I threw up at my last live show |
| And what’s with your daddy |
| He’s extremley scary |
| I’m pretty sure that he wants to slit my throat |
| OMG that’s Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha- HARRY |
| FROM 1D! |
| We had sex sex sex sex sex and she told me that she hates you right after she |
| she she she she blew me I’m sorry |
| Is my run over |
| Everywhere I go my fans all turned in against me |
| Yes, I’m a poser |
| But that’s no reason to replace the sticker that’s on your jeep |
| What about, all you guys |
| You’re my dancers, you must be on my side |
| Sorry, but we prefer boy bands |
| Guys, please do not leave me |
| You gotta Belieb me |
| I’m better than 1D |
| I’m telling the truth |
| Did you just say Belieb |
| That’s totally corny |
| Plus One Direction doesn’t lip sync and puke |
| But I am so |
| swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swaggy |
| Can’t you see |
| Nobody lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves me |
| I fucking hate 1D |