Lyrics Adore You Parody - Bart Baker

Adore You Parody

Hey
Ooh I need help
Ooh
Daddy
Mommy
Are you watching?
Wondering
If I am
Making this pointless sex tape right
I just keep on biting
My arm
Maybe
I’ll try mastur
Bating
This awful drawn out tune is a total bore
So I turned to shock value and made a gay porn
Dad, I’m a whore
Aren’t you proud of me?
Can’t ignore someone this trashy
Feed me
I am starving
I am crying out
For food
That’s why I try to eat my fingers and bed sheets
I look like a gross malnourished JB
My arm
Tastes like chicken
Hey
(Mickey)Oh oh oh
Wooo
Miley, it’s me, Mickey
Stop being a slut
Please come back to Disney and Hannah Montana
(Miley) No, I’m a whore
Fuck you and Disney
Softcore porn
Makes way more money
Fingering myself in milk and rubbing on my tiny titties
Come join me
(Mickey) No way, you skank, I’m not here to get nasty
(Miley) God Mickey you don’t know what you’re missing
Just give in and let’s screw
(Mickey) You can’t say no to me, be a mouse and score
I need my moral Miley
(Miley) You need Hannah more
(Mickey) Could I ask for you to wear this wig, boo?
Oh yeah, that’s it!
Hold this mic too.
Oh baby — oh yes, that will do.
Oh god