| I'm garbage, the character is very important,
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| Hands - to hold a baton, head - to wear a cap.
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| In order to avoid causing bodily harm,
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| I need to be afraid. |
| What's not scary yet?
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| What do you say when minced meat through the grate
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| I will skip your carcass and then smear it on the wall?
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| I'll find a ganja in my pocket or something even worse -
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| We're just looking for a dealer, sales leader.
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| Isn't it you, a passer-by in a youth outfit?
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| Looks like erysipelas. |
| Stop, good citizen!
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| Can I have your documents? |
| Not with you? |
| And where are they?!
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| If so, then you are detained until the identity is clarified.
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| I'll read you your rights, minute of attention:
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| You have the right to remain silent during arrest.
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| Remember - everything you say can
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| We will be used against you in the department later!
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| Citizen, stop stop; |
| in pockets - clap-clap;
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| On the kidneys - knock-knock, and smoke bamboo, friend!
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| In the class, I was the dumbest moron,
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| My classmates didn't like me, and that's why I dumped:
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| After the ninth, I went to the police school.
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| There I felt like a fish in the water is good.
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| They made a real man out of me:
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| They gave me a club made of rubber and a bag with a full magazine.
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| In winter and summer in one color - we are people in gray,
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| To combat crime, we take measures:
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| "Face the wall!" |
| - And even if you sit on the twine,
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| You still need to spread your legs wider, damn it!
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| What could be worse than skins and bullish?
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| Shit - a question: me, only me, and again me!!!
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| Citizen, stop stop; |
| in pockets - clap-clap;
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| On the kidneys - knock-knock, and smoke bamboo, friend! |