Yekaterinburg, goodbye, everything was fucked up, as it should,
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We are going to the railway station, the ambulance is waiting, ahead is Moscow.
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Twenty-eight hours of fun and drinking all the way
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It won't be home soon - we'll have time to sleep.
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Promising to drop the fuck off at the first stop
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The bitch conductor spoils the nerves.
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The dumbass threatens the train with a police squad.
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"Do you think you're scared? |
F*ck—let’s drink those too!”
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We cover up sunrises, sunsets, a train crew,
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Neighbors in the car, platform, everyone is nearby.
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We light it up, tambours exploding with picket fences
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Before being lost in space and time. |
"Where are we?"
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"What's another stop?" |
Let's go out and watch
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What is beyond this region in terms of harvest...
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"Why the box? |
Come on three, don't drag the bitches, don't be afraid!
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On the train, people live faster and drink more often.
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"Hey snorer! |
Open your eyes!
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"Arrived! |
Moscow! |
Undermining! |
It's time to get up!"
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Twenty minutes on the subway, here we are at home
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A phone call, we hear a familiar voice.
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This is Vladi, along with him Khamil and Shim,
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Also Serpent from the Edge, hello everyone. |
"How are you?"
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“Everything is in order! |
We must meet soon
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Let's drop our clothes, buy vodka, herring, and taxi up!"
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From you a story about what was new since the last meeting,
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This will be clearly noted.
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So without departing from the evening we go to continue -
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SOUTH. |
and Casta - masters of the part to swell
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"By the way, we don't drink, do you?"
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Caste:
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And we are only from Vladivostok
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Nine hours on the plane, elbows pressed on the side.
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Their knees rammed the backs in front of those sitting,
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Under the chair is a box of sleeping squids.
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And here we are at the headquarters on the outskirts of Moscow
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“Guys, we are not strong enough, come on!”
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It's cold, sleepy, but an hour passes exactly
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And Yu. G. Nishtyak appeared as our guest!
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And again these eternal scenarios
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Building stops horizontally
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I tell our people not to miss the train,
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That is, at six already be at the station.
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In the meantime, we have Mouzon pumping in the hall,
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And the boys have already left, they took more.
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There are stories about how Casta was in Vladik,
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And Yu.G. - in Yekaterinburg.
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By the way, you need to call all your friends
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"Who changed the clock? |
Give me Moscow time!”
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"How much? |
Grab your clothes!"
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"Brother, in Kazansky, by the shortest way."
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Five minutes before departure, we're leaving soon,
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There are three of us in the conductor's compartment, like bears in a den.
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Quiet Don or fee, at the price of a reserved seat.
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"Guys meet us, we'll be tomorrow!"
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The money saved on tickets is invested in degrees.
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"Rejoice mom, I'll arrive home drunk!"
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The glasses are full of fiery water.
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"Farewell capital and remember us,
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We'll be back, get ready to see you again soon!"
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Throw off the greens, take the herbs intentionally,
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Right! |
Knocking wheels, we rush from the capital
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Tea is offered by the conductor,
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It immediately sticks bewilderment on our faces.
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Blushing, he pulls out some water from under the floor,
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Real rubbish, as usual in such places.
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They ordered the glasses to line up, the conductor writhes,
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Come on, come on, otherwise the blush will be wiped off your face.
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We will continue moonshine from Moscow to the Don.
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We will quickly roll, roll, have a bite,
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If there is something left in the pocket, we will launch it in a circle.
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Anyway!..
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“Well, that’s all, Selmash station. |
Guys, we are at home!” |