| And now it’s time for «Silly Songs with Larry,» the part of the show where
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| Larry comes out and sings a silly song. |
| Larry will be performing the
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| traditional Argentinian ballad
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| 'The Dance of the Cucumber,' in it’s original Spanish. |
| Bob the Tomato will
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| translate."
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| Miren al pepino (Watch the cucumber)
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| Miren como se mueve (See how he moves,)
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| Como un leon (Like a lion)
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| Tras un raton (Chasing a mouse.)
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| Miren al pepino (Watch the cucumber)
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| Sus suaves movimientos (Oh, how smooth his motion,)
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| Es como mantequilla (Like butter)
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| En un chango pelon. |
| (On a… bald monkey.)
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| Miren al pepino (Watch the cucumber)
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| Los vegetales (All the vegetables)
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| Envidian a su amigo (Envy their friend)
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| Como el quieren bailar. |
| (Wishing to dance as he.)
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| Pepino bailarin (Dancing cucumber), pepino bailarin (dancing cucumber),
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| pepino bailarin (dancing cucumber)
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| ¡Baila, baila, ya! |
| (Dance, dance, yeah!)
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| Miren al tomate. |
| (Look at the tomato.)
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| ¿No es triste? |
| (Isn't it sad?)
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| El no puede bailar. |
| (He can’t…dance…)
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| ¡Pobre tomate! |
| (Poor…tomato!) |
| El deberia poder bailar como el pepino (He wishes he could dance…
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| like the cucumber…)
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| Libre y suavemente. |
| (Free and… smooth…)
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| Pero el no puede danzar. |
| (But he… can't…)
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| OK, STOP THE MUSIC!
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| What do you mean I can’t dance?!
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| I can dance!
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| What about Uncle Louie’s polka party?
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| Didn’t you see me dancing at Uncle Louie’s polka party?!
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| No comprendo
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| «No comprendo»? |
| I’ll show YOU «No comprendo»!
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| Mom! |
| Dad! |
| Look over here!
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| Get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinian garb!
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| Okay, Junior. |
| But we’d better hurry-I think the dwarves have your mother
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| confused with someone else!
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| (we then see three onion dwarves chasing Junior’s Mom, likely confusing her for
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| Snow White)
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| Say «Peas!»
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| «Peas!»
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| (the photo is taken, so the song soon resumes-although Bob is far less happy to
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| translate this time.)
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| Escuchen al pepino (Listen to the cucumber,)
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| Oigan su voz fuerte (Hear his strong voice,)
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| Como un leon (Like a lion)
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| Listo a devorar. |
| (About to eat.)
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| Escuchen al pepino (Listen to the cucumber)
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| Que dulce es su canto, (Oh, how sweet his voice.) |
| La voz de su garganta parece un trniar. |
| (The breath from his throat is like a
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| chorus of little birdies.)
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| Escuchen al pepino (Listen to the cucumber,)
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| Los vegetales (All the vegetables)
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| Envidian a su amigo (Envy their friend)
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| Como el quieren cantar. |
| (Wishing to sing as he.)
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| Pepino cantador (Singing cucumber), pepino cantador (singing cucumber),
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| pepino cantador (singing cucumber)
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| ¡Canta, canta, ya! |
| (Sing, sing, yeah.)
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| Escuchen al tomate. |
| (Listen to the tomato…)
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| ¿No es triste? |
| (Isn't it… sad?!)
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| El no puede cantar. |
| (He can’t sing…)
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| ¡Pobre tomate! |
| (Poor…tomato.)
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| El deberia poder cantar (He wishes he could sing…)
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| Fuerte y ducle como el pepino. |
| (Strong and… sweet like the cucumber…)
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| Pero el no puede, (But he can’t…)
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| ¡Ni siquiera da un silbido! |
| (Can't even… whistle!)
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| All right, that’s it, Señor! |
| Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!
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| ¡Adiós, amigos!
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| [Narrator (spoken as Bob gives chase)
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| This has been «Silly Songs With Larry.» |
| Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:
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| Bob is really angry!
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| I hope he doesn’t catch me! |
| It’s so hard to run with this sombrero on my head! |