Lyrics Salesmunz Rap - VeggieTales

Salesmunz Rap

Check it out!
Check it out!
If you want a big hat
We got that!
If you need a tube of glue
We got that too!
A 20 gallon wok?
They’re in stock!
And if you need refrigerators
To keep extra mashed potatoes
Or a giant air compressor
To blow fruit flies off your dresser
Or a dehydrated strudel
Or a nose ring for your poodle
Or a five pound can of tuna
And some flippers to go scuba
Scuba!
Scuba!
Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba!
Here we go, scuba!
Come on!
If you need a rubber hose
We got those!
A rhododendron tree
We got three!
A wrap-around deck
Gotta check
But if you need a window scraper
And a gross of toilet paper
Or a rachet set and pliers
And surround sound amplifiers
And a solar turkey chopper
Or a padded gopher bopper
Flannel shirts for looking grungy
And some rope for goin' bunji
Bunji!
Bunji!
Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee!
Here we go, bunji!
Come on!
What we’ve mentioned are only just some
Of the wonderful things yet to come
These pictures you keep are so … nice
But you really should take our advice
Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!
All you need is lots … more … stuff!
Salesman #2 and #3:
You really, really ought to!
Madame:
How could I afford not to?
Salesman #1:
Happiness waits at the Stuff-Mart!
Salesmen:
All you need is lots …
More …
Stuff!