| The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
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| It lies atop a mound of snow
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| High in the hills where the colds blow
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| It’s The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
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| Come on!
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| (French Peas: Yippee!)
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| Let’s go!
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| (French Peas: To see!)
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| The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
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| Our bags are packed and ready to go
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| Let’s start the van and be gone!
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| Start the van and be gone!
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| Now, our bags are all packed and we’re ready to go
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| Let’s start the van and be gone!
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| Come on!
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| (French Peas: Oh my!)
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| Let’s go!
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| (French Peas: To spy!)
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| The Biscuit of Zazzamarand--Oh, what’s that you say, we can’t leave yet today?
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| You’ve just got an errand to run?
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| Larry: I just have to stop at the bank.
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| Archibald: You just have to stop at the bank?!
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| Well, If you insist I suppose, we could deal with a minor delay.
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| (Deal with a minor delay)
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| Pa Grape: Say, Archibald, who made this biscuit anyway?
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| Archibald: Oh, I thought you’d never ask!
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| Sir James McNab of the Guild of Dough
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| He made the biscuit so long ago
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| And the people they traveled to see it glow
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| On the Mountain of Zazzamarandabo! |
| Come on!
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| (Pa Grape: Hooray)
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| Let’s go!
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| (Mr Lunt: Today!)
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| The Biscuit of Zazzamaranda--Oh! |
| What is it now? |
| This isn’t the way!
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| Larry: I just need to stop for some goldfish food.
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| Archibald: You don’t even HAVE a goldfish!
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| Larry: No, but I was thinking of getting one, and I wouldn’t want him to go
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| hungry.
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| Larry: Anybody need anything?
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| Mr Lunt: Ehh, maybe a venti half-caff vanilla hazelnut latte --hold the whipped
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| cream.
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| And maybe one of those little chocolate-covered graham crackers?
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| Larry: So Archie; |
| what’s so great about this biscuit, anyway?
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| Archibald: Well, if you really want to know; |
| The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo was
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| lost to the world many years ago.
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| Until my great-uncle Archenbeau stubbed his toe on the frozen dough of The
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| Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
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| Come on!
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| (Phillipe Pea: Oh, please!)
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| (Jean-Claude Pea: Let’s go!)
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| Archibald: Don’t tease!
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| The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
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| No! |
| Not agian! |
| It’s just not fair!
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| Larry: We’ve gotta' have a map!
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| Archibald: A what?
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| Larry: A map!
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| Archibald: A what?! |
| Larry: A map!
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| All: Oh, a map!
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| The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
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| The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
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| Archibald: The joy!
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| Larry: The thrill!
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| Mr. Lunt: I think I spilled…
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| All: The Biscuit!
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| The Biscuit!
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| The Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-
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| Archibald: -bo… Ohhh…
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| Jimmy Gourd: Mmmm! |
| Sausage gravy!
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| Larry: Huh, I mighta' made a wrong turn.
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| Archibald: *gasps* Back to the van! |
| Back to the van!
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| It isn’t too late, let’s go!
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| So high in the hills where the cold winds blow
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| It’s The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
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| We’re almost there!
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| Oh, isn’t this great?!
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| Pa Grape: Who needs to take a potty break?
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| All: Me!
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| (Jean-Claude Pea: I do!)
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| Archibald: NO!!!
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| All: The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
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| It lies atop a mound of snow!
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| High in the hills where the cold winds blow!
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| It’s The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!!!
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| Archibald: *moans and sobs* |