Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Stuff-Mart Suite , by - VeggieTales. Release date: 01.03.2018
Song language: English
Stuff-Mart Suite |
| Salesman #1: Allow us to introduce our selves |
| We’re neighbors |
| Salesman #2: We moved in down the street! |
| Salesman #1: Some say we’re the most delightful bunch |
| Of fellows |
| Salesman #3: You’ll ever want to meet! |
| Salesman #1: And if you have a moment to spare |
| Kind lady with beauty so … rare |
| We’d like to take a minute or two |
| On a topic of interest to you |
| Salesmen: We represent the Stuff Mart |
| Salesman #2: An enormous land of goodies |
| Salesman #1: Would you mind if we stepped in, please? |
| Salesmen: And as associates of the Stuff Mart |
| Salesman #1: It looks like you could use some stuff! |
| I pray that you won’t take this wrong, my dear |
| But initial observation is as follows: |
| The criminal responsible for this decor |
| Really should be hanging from the gallows! |
| Salesmen: We represent the Stuff Mart |
| Salesman #2: A magic land of retail |
| Salesman #3: Would you care to see what’s on sale? |
| Salesmen: Then as a customer of the Stuff Mart |
| Get ready for some real nice stuff! |
| Salesman #2 and #3: Check it out! |
| Check it out! |
| Salesman #1: If you want a big hat |
| Salesman #2 and #3: We got that! |
| Salesman #1: If you need a tube of glue |
| Salesman #2 and #3: We got that too! |
| Salesman #1: A 20 gallon wok? |
| Salesman #2 and #3: They’re in stock! |
| And if you need refrigerators |
| To keep extra mashed potatoes |
| Or a giant air compressor |
| To blow fruit flies off your dresser |
| Or a dehydrated strudel |
| Or a nose ring for your poodle |
| Or a five pound can of tuna |
| And some flippers to go scuba |
| Scuba! |
| Scuba! |
| Scooby-doo-be-doo-ba! |
| Here we go, scuba! |
| Come on! |
| Salesman #1: If you need a rubber hose |
| Salesman #2 and #3: We got those! |
| Salesman #1: A rhododendron tree |
| Salesman #2 and #3: We got three! |
| Salesman #1: A wrap-around deck |
| Salesman #2 and #3: Gotta check! |
| But if you need a window scr*per |
| And a gross of toilet paper |
| Or a rachet set and pliers |
| And surround sound amplifiers |
| And a solar turkey chopper |
| Or a padded gopher bopper |
| Flannel shirts for looking grungy |
| And some rope for goin' bunji |
| Bunji! |
| Bunji! |
| Bunji-wun-gee-fun-gee! |
| Here we go, bunji! |
| Come on! |
| Salesman #1: What we’ve mentioned are only just some |
| Salesman #2: Of the wonderful things yet to come |
| Salesman #1: These pictures you keep are so … nice |
| Salesman #3: But you really should take our advice |
| Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart! |
| Salesmen: All you need is lots … more … stuff! |
| Salesman #2 and #3: You really, really ought to! |
| Madame: How could I afford not to? |
| Salesman #1: Happiness waits at the Stuff Mart! |
| Salesmen: All you need is lots … more … stuff! |