| And who are you?
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| You remember me. |
| I am Melvin- that slightly odd wise man who shows up every
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| once in a while to tell you things.
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| I’ve come to tell you a little story.
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| There once was a man, a very rich man.
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| He had a lot of sheep; |
| he had a lot of lamb.
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| He threw a lot of parties.
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| He was dapper. |
| He was tan.
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| Yes, there once was a very rich man.
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| Okay, great story! |
| I’ll uh, see you next time.
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| Wait just a minute!
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| My story isn’t done.
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| It’s about two men and I’ve only mentioned one.
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| Oh.
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| There once was a man, a very poor man.
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| He had next to nothing, just a little lamb.
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| But he loved it like a son and he fed it from his hand.
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| Yes there once was a very poor man.
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| Then one day, there was a guest at the house of the rich man.
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| What did he do? |
| Have you guessed?
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| To feed the guest of the rich man.
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| Well, let’s see. |
| He had plenty of sheep. |
| So he could just share one of his
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| sheep. |
| Not a problem!
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| He took the lamb of the poor man.
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| He took the lamb of the poor man.
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| The rich man took to feed his guest, the very, very, poor man’s lamb. |
| Is this a true story?
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| As truly as I stand before you today, my story is true.
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| Who is that man?
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| For his cruelty he will spend the rest of his days locked in my dungeon!
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| Who is he?
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| Oh King George, you are that man. |