| Narrator: Once upon a time there lived a King
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| Like other kings, he had a really neat castle
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| To live in, and a lovely little kingdom to rule
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| But unlike other kings this king spent most
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| Of his time in the bathtub
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| King George (Larry): Some kings love horses
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| And some kings love cattle
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| Some kings love leading
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| Their troops into battle
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| But me, I’m not like that
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| I find that stuff … yucky
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| I’d much rather stay
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| In my tub with my ducky!
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| Because I love my duck!
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| Louis (Bob): Sir, if I could have a minute
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| King George: Love my duck!
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| Louis: There are some things
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| We must discuss!
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| King George: I love my duck!
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| Louis: See there’s a war war
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| And well, we’re in it!
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| King George: Love my duck!
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| Louis: Though I don’t mean
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| To make a fuss…
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| King George: Then don’t. |
| Sing with me Louis
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| Louis: Huh? |
| …oh… ok. |
| Ahem
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| Because he loves his duck!
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| King George: And that is why I can’t be bothered…
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| Louis: Loves his duck!
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| King George: With the particulars of war
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| Louis: He Loves his duck!
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| King George: 'Cause quite unlike
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| My dear old father |
| Louis: Loves his duck!
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| King George: I find it all a bore!
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| Now concentrate dear Louis
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| And I think you will agree
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| The most important person
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| In the whole wide world is … me!
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| So please don’t drag me down
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| With the people and their troubles
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| Go run some water in my tub to
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| Freshen up my bubbles!
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| Louis: Oh boy!
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| King George: Because I love my duck!
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| Louis: I don’t know why I even bother …
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| King George: Love my duck!
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| Louis: You just can’t reason with this guy
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| Both: Because I (he) Love (s) my (his) duck!
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| Louis: It’s time to face the facts —
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| I think we’re all a little stuck
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| King George: So let the army run amock!
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| Louis: I fear the kingdom’s out of luck —
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| Both: Because I (he) Love (s) my (his) duck!
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| Louis: Yes, undoubltedly we’re stuck
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| King George: So let the army run amock
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| Louis: Oh boy, we’re really out of luck!
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| King George: Because I love my …
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| Thomas (Junior Asparagus): Because I love my duck
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| You’re always there to make me smile
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| I love my duck
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| You’re my very favorite toy
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| Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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| Because I love … my… duck! |