| Jean Claude: Now Madame Blueberry was a sad little berry
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| She lived by herself in a house in a tree
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| Her butlers would show up each morning at nine
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| They’d open the door to hear Madame whine
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| Madame: I’m so blue-hoo-hoo
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| Blue-hoo-hoo
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| Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
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| I’m so blue I don’t know what to do!
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| Bob and Larry: She’s so blue-hoo-hoo
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| Blue-hoo-hoo
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| Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
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| She’s so blue she don’t know what to do!
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| Jean Claude: Her butlers, whose names were Bob and Larry
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| Would help her with chores in her house in a tree
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| Bob would wash dishes for Larry to dry
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| Madame would stack them and then start to cry
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| Madame: I’m so blue-hoo-hoo
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| Blue-hoo-hoo
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| Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
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| Bob and Larry: She’s so blue she don’t know what to do!
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| Madame: These dishes are faded, their edges are chipped!
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| This rose is on backward and this one is flipped!
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| These spoons are too tiny, these forks are no good!
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| These knives have gone dull and don’t slice like they should!
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| Madame: My neighbors have nice things, I’ve seen them myself
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| In fact, I keep pictures up here on my shelf! |
| Look at this new flatware of Monsieur LaGoon’s
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| And Monsieur DesPlanes has twelve Franklin mint spoons!
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| And Phillip Van Pea went and bought a new sink
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| Why, he even has a disposal, I think!
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| And look at this crock pot of Madame Lacrosse’s
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| And ceramic jars where she keeps all her sauces!
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| Nice sauces…
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| I’m so blue-hoo-hoo
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| Blue-hoo-hoo
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| Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
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| Bob and Larry: She’s so blue she don’t know what to do!
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| Madame: Just look at this sofa of Edward and Tammy’s
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| And lovely armoire where they keep all their jammies!
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| I really can’t stand it, I think I may die!
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| Now where was that hanky? |
| I’m going to cry!
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| Too late! |
| Bahaahaa!
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| I’m so blue-hoo-hoo
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| Blue-hoo-hoo
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| Blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
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| I’m so blue I don’t know what to do!
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| Bob and Larry: She’s so blue!
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| Madame: I’m so blue!
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| All: She’s so blue-hoo-hoo hoo!
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| She’s so blue she don’t know what to do! |