| Ooh, 2 banditos
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| Hahahahahaha
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| Well howdy ma’am, we the 2 banditos
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| Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos
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| Similar to our torpedoes, 'cept mine’s brown
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| Gonna turn that frown into more of a frown
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| Hunter’s kickin' it with Conner4Real, what’s the deal?
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| I’m on some white boy shit man, tryna stack a mil
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| Yeah I’m also on my white boy shit, that’s my birth right
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| Call my dick the shooting star (why?) 'cause it burns bright
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| I fucked your first cousin with the didgeridoo
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| And when she came, you know it sounded like
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| «Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow»
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| Yeah, you know we’re 2 banditos
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| Yeah, you know we’re 2 banditos
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| Yeah, you know we’re 2 banditos
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| Do a little dance and drink a little water
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| Man, how’d I get the money? |
| (Don't worry 'bout it)
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| Now they pissing on my couch (Don't worry 'bout it)
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| How they get so cool? |
| (Don't worry 'bout it)
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| You’ve been struck by the 2 banditos
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| What the fuck is that? |
| (Don't worry 'bout it)
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| Does this make me look fat? |
| (Don't worry 'bout it)
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| I just ate a fucking rat (Don't worry 'bout it)
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| You’ve been struck by the 2 banditos
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| Dumb… dumb dumb… dumb… dumb dumb… stupid!
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| My name is Connor and I’m not a model citizen
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| I’ll take a swig from this bottle that I jism in
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| I’m swimming in her prism and my interests is dwindling
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| And I’m hella bored too, fuck it
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| Ah, banditos eat a lot of burritos
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| While we’re fucking bald eagles
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| Hey, let’s go back to the chorus dude (oh, okay)
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| Yeah, we’re two cute little kittens
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| Yeah, we’re 2 cute little kittens
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| Yeah, we’re two cute little kittens
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| Shut the fuck up!
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| Thank you
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| We just robbed the place (Don't worry 'bout it)
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| They just licked my face (Don't worry 'bout it)
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| Took a shit in your food (Don't worry 'bout it… rude!)
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| You’ve been struck by the 2 banditos
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| Pop this pill (Don't worry 'bout it)
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| Is that cocaine? |
| (Don't worry 'bout it)
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| What is life? |
| (Don't worry 'bout it)
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| You’ve been struck by the 2 banditos
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| Wow wow wow wow motherfucker (Wow) |