Translation of the song lyrics Nemuritoru' - Taxi

Nemuritoru' (original)

Prietenii-mi spun Nemuritoru'.
Sunt la curent cu tot ce se intampla,
Sunt in priza permanent.
Si la propiu, nu numai la figurat,
Daca iau un bec in mana,
Se aprinde imediat.
Nu stiu de unde-atata electricitate,
Cert e ca sunt incarcat pana peste poate.
Asa ca ai grija, fii atenta ce vrei,
E o probabilitate mare sa iasa scantei.
O sa te curentez, sochez,
O sa te electrocutez
Si o sa te bifez !
II:
Prietenii-mi spun Nemuritoru'.
Am o pasiune:
Imi place sa ma joc cu cablu'
De-nalta tensiune.
Si imi mai place — e demential —
Sa stau noaptea pe camp
Cand ploua torential.
Mai vine un fulger,
Trece prin mine intamplator,
Ma furnica si ma gadila usor.
Asa ca ai grija,
Fii atenta ce-ti doresti,
Curentul electric nu-i un lucru
Cu care sa glumesti.
III:
Si daca ai bafta si nu ramai socata,
O sa constati ca-s bun
In gospodaria toata.
Alimentez fara probleme congelatoru',
Masina de spalat si televizoru'.
Cand vin baietii la citit contoru',
Po' sa le spui cu nonsalanta
Ca esti cu Nemuritoru'.
Insa ai grija, fii atenta ce vrei,
E o probabilitate mare sa iasa scantei.

(translation)

My friends call me Immortal.
I'm aware of everything that's going on,
I'm permanently plugged in.
And literally, not just figuratively,
If I take a light bulb in my hand,
It lights up immediately.
I don't know where so much electricity comes from,
It is certain that I am loaded to the brim.
So be careful, be careful what you want,
There is a high probability that the spark will come out.
I'll stream you, shock me,
I'll electrocute you
And I'll check you out!
II:
My friends call me Immortal.
I have a passion:
I like to play with cable '
High voltage.
And I still like it - it's insane -
To stay in the field at night
When it rained heavily.
Lightning is coming,
It happens to me by chance,
It tingles and tickles me easily.
So be careful,
Be careful what you want,
Electricity is not a thing
To joke about.
III:
And if you're lucky and don't be shocked,
You will find that I am good
In the whole household.
Fuel the freezer without any problems,
Washing machine and TV '.
When the boys come to read the meter,
You can tell them nonchalantly
That you are with the Immortal.
But be careful, be careful what you want,
There is a high probability that the spark will come out.