Go Go go,
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Well, who will write then?!
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Well, go write your verse,
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Come on Bes first
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No, well, can I go first,
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But it's a rut... it's all a rut.
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What race?!
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No, it's a run!
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Swift:
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Tatunkhamon is on the mud, the huckster has the weight of socks,
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Contribution for historians with a narrow profile,
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Tied up for bandages, there is no place for a sample,
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Pharaoh under arrest, they immediately turned flippers,
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During interrogation, he mows down the fool, shields, glad,
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The Sphinx could not stand the betrayal, the begator blew up,
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With a gunshot to shooters in a gypsy village,
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Supervised major local transactions.
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Finely heard for Cheops, pyramids of pops,
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And I like cheetos, oh, cool chips.
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Aunt Valya was swept up, there were bailiffs,
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Frames from windows were even put up for debts.
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It is not relevant to jump with a whip into a jewelry store,
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Faberge examination, sentence or control,
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The plot is criminal, perfect ride,
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Sincerely, Strizh, run for Egypt.
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The press has no interest, there is no demand,
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Beats, basses, parties, listen to our voices,
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The press has no interest, there is no demand,
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Beats, basses, parties, everyone is in trouble.
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The press has no interest, there is no demand,
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Beats, basses, parties, listen to our voices,
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The press has no interest, there is no demand,
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Beats, basses, parties, everyone has a good time.
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Kostya Bes:
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By force and in a taxi, we have a vizin in our eyes,
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So let's go without pale, there is smoke in the cabin,
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Lyokha, Roma, Konstantin,
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Bombila says she's running out of gas
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We'll just jump to the gas station,
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There was also a 24-hour store,
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Free of charge two newspapers and "Tourism" magazine.
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I'll stock up on water - I'm happy to get drunk,
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And then in the mouth there is a desert like in the Egyptian capital.
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We need to unwind, because along the way we pass 3 police posts,
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And with this cheburek along the way we can’t hide,
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Sidor has Belomor's pickets in his mitten, Strizh has a ganja,
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Well, okay, let's move on.
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Today is Friday, which means the traffic police - no one can sleep as usual,
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We skipped two posts, on the third rut - the pharaoh,
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A smile on the floor of the face, I ask the gentlemen to exit,
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Checking documents, in short, all the garbage,
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We also smiled lightly,
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A minute later, passports, these 2 pickets of Sidor, ganja Strizh,
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And we are already in another car, there is a chandelier on the roof,
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Red-blue, red-blue
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And I took two sips of water,
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And suddenly I woke up near the telly,
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And to my right is the magazine "Tourism" and mineral water,
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This is it, this is it.
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The press has no interest, there is no demand,
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Beats, basses, parties, listen to our voices,
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The press has no interest, there is no demand,
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Beats, basses, parties, everyone is in trouble.
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The press has no interest, there is no demand,
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Beats, basses, parties, listen to our voices,
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The press has no interest, there is no demand,
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Beats, basses, parties, everyone is in trouble.
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Cider:
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Sidr says and shows too
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This impudent mug is possible today,
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What day does not matter, Wednesday or Friday,
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Look, after you the smoke stretches for ganja, it seems
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Almost every citizen of ours has
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Under the panel of the mobile, there is a bun of gas,
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When shmona calmly, do not throw the back,
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We offer to brew the last boss,
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------, we go deeper than the permitted norm,
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I gave up the pipe and went on my way smoothly,
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I remembered that there was TNT in that pipe,
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The detonator worked, I opened my mouth like a crocodile. |