Translation of the song lyrics Tengo Que Entrenar - Porretas

Tengo Que Entrenar (original)

Me levanto de la cama con simpatía
Me lavo la cara y me voy a currar
Tal vez este día sea mi día
Tal vez esa chica me vuelva a mirar
No se que me pasa que no puedo pensar
No se que cojones me puede pasar
Si ayer por la noche la tuve tranquila
Si ayer por la noche me fui pronto a sobar
(y no no no no…) lololololololorololo
Lololololololorolo, no se que me pasa
Salgo de currar, me vuelve a pasar
Miro pa los lados y miro patrás
No veo a esa tía, que me molaba
Solo veo viejas, que vienen detrás
Y tiro para alante me meto en un bar
Me pido una caña y me pongo a flipar
Donde esta ese día, que prometía
Donde esta la pasta, que no puedo pagar
(y no no no no…)
Llego a mi casa, no se cómo entrar
Mis padres me dicen, que no soy normal
Que hicistes anoche, que no se te oía
Que hicistes anoche, que no fuistes al bar
Igual, es que ya estoy viejo
Igual, tengo que entrenar
Igual, ya no tengo cuerpo
Jamas, me pude imaginar (lolololo)

Tengo Que Entrenar (translation)

I get up from bed with sympathy
I wash my face and go to work
Maybe this day is my day
Maybe that girl will look at me again
I don't know what's wrong with me that I can't think
I don't know what the hell can happen to me
Yes, last night I had her calm
If last night I went early to rub
(and no no no no…) lololololololorololo
Lolololololorolo, I don't know what's wrong with me
I leave currar, it happens to me again
I look to the sides and I look back
I don't see that aunt, who was cool
I only see old women, who come after
And I shoot forward I get into a bar
I ask for a beer and I start freaking out
Where is that day, which promised
Where is the dough, that I can not pay
(and no no no no…)
I get to my house, I don't know how to get in
My parents tell me that I'm not normal
What did you do last night, that you were not heard
What did you do last night, that you didn't go to the bar
Anyway, I'm already old
Still, I have to train
Anyway, I no longer have a body
Never, I could imagine (lolololo)