Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Tire-fesses, artist - Oldelaf. Album song L'intégrale, in the genre ЭстрадаDate of issue: 16.01.2012
Record label: Roy
Song language: French
Tire-fesses(original) |
| Aprs deux heures de queue |
| Par moins 24 degr (c)s, |
| Je viens d’chopper un rhume, |
| J’ai les orteils gel (c)s; |
| J’avance comme je peux |
| Car c’est bientґt moi, |
| Le bouton vert s’allume: |
| Ca y est je n’ai plus l’choix |
| Un gars me tend une perche |
| Qui s’envole aussitґt; |
| Oh ! |
| Non ! |
| Rat©, la dche, |
| Je repars z (c)roЂ¦ |
| Tire-fesses, tire-fesses, tu me remplis de stresse, |
| Tire-fesses, tire-fesses, de Tignes Super-Besse, |
| Tire-fesses, tire-fesses, quelle torture de SS |
| Tire-fesses, tire-fesses, je lance un SOS ! |
| Mon tour revient enfin: |
| Onze heures, c’est pas trop tґt. |
| Je m’accroche au bazar, |
| Le choc me casse les reins, |
| Me luxe un testicule |
| Et l’truc, sans crier gare, |
| S’arrЄte et puis recule; |
| J’suis d (c)s (c)quilibr© Et v’l la deuxime couche. |
| Le coup me fait valser, |
| J’ai d’la neige plein la boucheЂ¦ |
| Je retente ma chance, |
| Je m’avoue pas vaincu. |
| Aprs quatre heures de queue, |
| Me v’la comme au d (c)but |
| Mais l, pas d’imprudence, |
| Je serre comme un malade; |
| Tout se passe pour le mieux, |
| C'(c)tait d’la rigolade ! |
| Ca y est, j’go"te au bonheur |
| Je regarde les sapins |
| Mais mon ski gauche -malheur- |
| Vient croiser son voisinЂ¦ |
| Je vous passe les d (c)tails, |
| Toujours le mЄme topo, |
| Je renfourche le barda |
| Et repars l’assaut |
| Je siffle un air canaille |
| Pour faire le mec bien cool |
| Jusqu' c’que devant moi |
| Un petit con s'(c)croule. |
| D’abord je me marre bien |
| Mais lui reste plant© l, |
| «Vas-y d (c)gage, gamin ! |
| «Et vlan ! |
| Ca rate pasЂ¦ |
| Une dernire tentative |
| Avant la fermeture |
| J’ai tenu 300 mtres, |
| Ca y est j’ai fait l’plus dur ! |
| C’est bon je crois qu’j’arrive |
| J’aper§ ois le sommet |
| Franchement je dois l’admettre, |
| J’ai envie de pleurerЂ¦ |
| Mes lvres humides embrassent |
| La perche toute gel (c)e; |
| Je reste coll©, h (c)las: |
| Je r’pars dans la vall (c)e !!! |
| (translation) |
| After two hours of queuing |
| By minus 24 degrees (c)s, |
| I just caught a cold, |
| I have frost(c)s toes; |
| I advance as I can |
| Because it will soon be me, |
| The green button lights up: |
| That's it, I no longer have a choice |
| A guy hands me a pole |
| Who immediately flies away; |
| Oh ! |
| Nope ! |
| Rat©, the dche, |
| I leave z (c)roЂ¦ |
| Butt pull, butt pull, you fill me with stress, |
| Pull-buttocks, pull-buttocks, from Tignes Super-Besse, |
| Butt pull, butt pull, what SS torture |
| Butt pull, butt pull, I'm calling an SOS! |
| My turn finally comes: |
| Eleven o'clock is not too early. |
| I cling to the bazaar, |
| The shock breaks my back, |
| I luxury a testicle |
| And the trick, without warning, |
| Stops and then backs up; |
| I'm d (c)s (c)balanced And here's the second layer. |
| The blow makes me waltz, |
| I have snow in my mouth |
| I'm trying my luck again, |
| I don't admit defeat. |
| After four hours of queuing, |
| See me like at the beginning |
| But there, no imprudence, |
| I squeeze like a patient; |
| Everything is going well, |
| It (it) was a joke! |
| That's it, I taste happiness |
| I look at the trees |
| But my left ski -unfortunately- |
| Comes to cross his neighbourЂ¦ |
| I spare you the d (c)tails, |
| Always the same topo, |
| I straddle the barda |
| And resume the assault |
| I whistle a rascal tune |
| To make the cool guy |
| Until in front of me |
| A little prick is (c)collapsed. |
| First I have a good laugh |
| But he stays planted, |
| “Go d (c) pledge, kid! |
| "And wham ! |
| Don't miss Ђ¦ |
| One last attempt |
| Before closing |
| I lasted 300 meters, |
| That's it, I did the hard part! |
| It's good I think I'm coming |
| I see the summit |
| Frankly I have to admit, |
| I want to cry Ђ¦ |
| My wet lips kiss |
| Perch any gel (c); |
| I stay glued, h (c)las: |
| I'm going back to the vall (c)e!!! |