Translation of the song lyrics Bill et bill / sketch - Oldelaf, Monsieur D, Oldelaf et Monsieur D

Bill et bill / sketch (original)

Bonjour Bill.
Bonjour Bill.
C’est vrai qu’on a l’air débile,
On a pas une vie facile car on est des Playmobils.
Dis-moi Bill.
Oui quoi Bill?
J’ai un doute quant à mon style.
Non non t’as du sex appeal, puisqu’on est des Playmobils.
Doum Doum Doum Doum
Ah bah pourquoi tu dis «doum»?
J’ai pas dis «doum».
Sais-tu Bill?
Mais quoi Bill?
Que les Legos m’horripile, ils sont prétentieux et vils, ce sont des p’tits
n’imbéciles.
Et moi Bill, moi j’oscille entre eux et ces grands Big Jim
qui se croient forts et virils
parcequ’ils ont un bras mobile.
Doum Doum Doum Doum
Ah bah pourquoi tu dis «doum»?
Nan je dis jamais «doum».
Doum Doum Doum Doum … (30 fois «Doum»)
Ah bah pourquoi tu dis «doum»?
Bon ok là j’ai dis «doum».

(translation)

Hello Bill.
Hello Bill.
It's true that we look stupid,
We don't have an easy life because we are Playmobils.
Tell me Bill.
Yes what Bill?
I have doubts about my style.
No no you have sex appeal, since we are Playmobils.
Doum Doum Doum Doum
Ah, why do you say "doum"?
I didn't say "doum".
Do you know Bill?
But what Bill?
That Legos piss me off, they're pretentious and vile, they're little
no fools.
And me Bill, me wobble between them and them big Big Jims
who think themselves strong and manly
because they have a movable arm.
Doum Doum Doum Doum
Ah, why do you say "doum"?
Nah I never say "doom".
Doum Doum Doum Doum … (30 times “Doum”)
Ah, why do you say "doum"?
Well ok there I said “doum”.