Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mr.Condom, artist - Lujuria. Date of issue: 31.12.2000
Song language: Spanish
Mr.Condom(original) |
| Cuentan que fue, hace dos siglos o tres |
| Un inglés muy preocupado |
| El que pensó que por buscar el placer |
| No hay que jugarse el pescao |
| Esta vez, con la tripa de una res |
| Se protege de contagios |
| Mira que bien, salvamos vida y placer |
| Y evitamos embarazos |
| Mr. Condom se llamaba aquél inglés |
| Y condón lo que ha inventado |
| Y tú que crees, que álguien se acuerda de él? |
| Es como un condón usao |
| Las venereas nos atacan |
| Y alguna cosa peor |
| Más de follar nadie para |
| Gracias al gran inventor |
| Mr. Condom! |
| Salvaste miles de vidas |
| Mr. Condom! |
| También salvaste el placer |
| Los puritanos te olvidan |
| Yo nunca te olvidaré |
| Mr. Condom! |
| Cuando no haya hipocresía |
| Cuando mande la razón |
| Los que ahora te critican |
| Te llamarán San Condom |
| Año 2000 y a pesar de la opresión |
| El invento ha mejorado |
| Con un sabor, lubricado o de color |
| O con picos a los laos |
| Hoy por fin, para poder ser feliz |
| Ver un sueño realizado |
| Quiero ver un monumento al inglés |
| En un plastico enfundao |
| Y me llaman inmoral |
| Y me tengo que reir |
| Resulta ser inmoral |
| Protegerse pa' vivir |
| Mr. Condom! |
| Salvaste miles de vidas |
| Mr. Condom! |
| También salvaste el placer |
| Los puritanos te olvidan |
| Yo nunca te olvidaré |
| Mr. Condom! |
| Cuando no haya hipocresía |
| Cuando mande la razón |
| Los que ahora te critican |
| Te llamaran San Condom |
| (translation) |
| They say it was two or three centuries ago |
| A very worried English |
| The one who thought that for seeking pleasure |
| There is no need to gamble the fish |
| This time, with the gut of a beef |
| It protects itself from contagion |
| Look how good, we save life and pleasure |
| And we avoid pregnancies |
| Mr. Condom was the name of that Englishman |
| And condom what he has invented |
| And what do you think, does anyone remember him? |
| It's like a used condom |
| The venereas attack us |
| and something worse |
| More than fuck anyone for |
| Thanks to the great inventor |
| Mr Condom! |
| You saved thousands of lives |
| Mr Condom! |
| You also saved the pleasure |
| Puritans forget you |
| I will never forget you |
| Mr Condom! |
| When there is no hypocrisy |
| When I send the reason |
| Those who now criticize you |
| They will call you San Condom |
| Year 2000 and despite oppression |
| The invention has improved |
| Flavored, lubricated or colored |
| Or with peaks to the laos |
| Today at last, to be able to be happy |
| See a dream come true |
| I want to see a monument to English |
| In a plastic wrapper |
| And they call me immoral |
| And I have to laugh |
| turns out to be immoral |
| Protect yourself to live |
| Mr Condom! |
| You saved thousands of lives |
| Mr Condom! |
| You also saved the pleasure |
| Puritans forget you |
| I will never forget you |
| Mr Condom! |
| When there is no hypocrisy |
| When I send the reason |
| Those who now criticize you |
| They will call you San Condom |