| Hoy voy a hablaros del amante Guisante
| Today I am going to tell you about the Pea lover
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| El hombre que montó un gran show por los aires
| The man who put on a great show in the air
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| Con su casco plateado, traje verde y bambas a reacción
| With his silver helmet, green suit and reaction sneakers
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| Ohh, ohh
| oh oh
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| Montó en aquella lanzadera dorada
| He rode on that golden shuttle
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| Acto seguido escribió cordenadas
| Then he wrote cordenadas
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| Y en su capa había escrito un «Te amo» en luces de neón
| And on his cape he had written "I love you" in neon lights
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| Un asteroide ahí va
| An asteroid there it goes
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| Amante guisante nuestro héroe total
| Pea lover our total hero
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| Mira que original
| look how original
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| Surcando los aires por su amor virginal
| Soaring through the air for her virginal love
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| Y al divisar su hogar
| And when you spot your home
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| La capa de alto voltage enciende un mensaje especial
| The high voltage layer lights up a special message
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| Cuando la brisa hace bailar sus mejillas
| When the breeze makes your cheeks dance
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| Mira hacia abajo y ve a su amor de rodillas
| Look down and see your love on your knees
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| Que crueldad, crueldad, que hacen tantos hombres por Dios!
| What cruelty, cruelty, that so many men do for God!
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| Mientras su amada ve a un avión por las nalgas
| While his beloved sees a plane by the buttocks
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| Guisante nota un gran incendio a su espalda
| Pea notices a huge fire behind him.
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| No hay frenos ni hay dirección creo que ha perdido el control
| There are no brakes and no steering I think he has lost control
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| Un asteroide ahí va
| An asteroid there it goes
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| Decía su amada viendo alegre quemar
| Said his beloved watching happy burn
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| Un meteorito ahí va
| a meteor there goes
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| Y mientras miraba su placer fue bestial
| And while she looked at her pleasure it was bestial
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| Alas de fiebre, un flash
| Wings of fever, a flash
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| Son cosas que nunca se olvidan, nunca se olvidan
| These are things that are never forgotten, never forgotten
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| No se podrán olvidar
| They will not be able to forget
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| Bajó en picado hacía un colegio de niñas
| Swooped down to a girls' school
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| Iba a hacer trizas vestuario y letrinas
| I was going to tear locker rooms and latrines
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| Y al ver el fín, no sufrió, cosas del estado de shock
| And when he saw the end, he did not suffer, things from the state of shock
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| Mamamamamamamama, no hay dolor!, mamamamamamamama, no hay dolor!
| Mamamamamamamama, there is no pain!, mamamamamamamama, there is no pain!
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| Mamamamamamamama, viva el dolor!, mamamamamamama, no muerdas no!
| Mamamamamamamama, long live the pain!, mamamamamamamama, don't bite no!
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| Mamamamamamamama, no pares no!, mamamamamamamama, no pares no!
| Mamamamamamamama, don't stop no!, mamamamamamamama, don't stop no!
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| Mamamamamamamama, no hay dolor! | Mamamamamamamama, there is no pain! |
| mamamamamamamama…
| mamamamamamamama…
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| Bye bye, Guisante, bye
| Bye bye, Pea, bye
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| Vaya acto de héroe, vaya imbecilidad
| What an act of hero, what an imbecility
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| Adeu arreveure adeu, tan solo en los cuentos puedes idealizar
| Adeu arreveure adeu, only in stories can you idealize
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| Aufidersen, au revoir, la musa es el medio y nadie es puro en verdad
| Aufidersen, au revoir, the muse is the medium and no one is truly pure
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| Chao, sayonara, au reovir, un mito o tipo suicida
| Bye, sayonara, aureovir, a myth or suicidal guy
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| Dime que opinas, un problema siempre hormonal
| Tell me what you think, always a hormonal problem
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| Ya nadie nota un guisante en la cama… | No one notices a pea in bed anymore... |