Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Maurice au bistro, artist - Les Cowboys Fringants. Date of issue: 26.10.2001
Song language: French
Maurice au bistro(original) |
| Ben accoudé dans un bistro |
| Devant un bock de bière flat |
| Le gros Maurice en a plein l’dos |
| Y trouve que c’est donc rendu plate |
| Y’a commencé à m’raconter |
| Tout' ses problèmes et ses déboires |
| Tu sais ben qu’y est toujours cassé |
| C’est moi qui y a payé à boire |
| Y’avait déjà roulé su’l’or |
| La grosse vie, le chalet dans l’nord |
| Mais l’c.on y’a fraudé son patron |
| Y’a même fait un ti-peu d’prison |
| Après ça y’est dev’nu gambler |
| Y’a perdu sa ch’mise au poker |
| Y’m’dit en vidant l’fond d’son bock |
| «J'dois 5000 piastres à mon shylock! |
| " |
| C’est vrai qu’la vie est une salope |
| C’est vrai aussi qu’t’as pris toute une drop |
| Mais laisse-toi pas aller Maurice |
| Attends-moi 2 minutes, faut qu’j’aille tirer une pisse… |
| Sa femme est ménauposée |
| Est juste su’l bord d'être hystérique |
| Est tout le temps en train d’l’engueuler |
| C’t’histoire-là est donc pathétique |
| Même sa maîtresse a l’a lâché |
| Juste quand y s’est fait congédier |
| Etait avec lui pour l’oseille |
| C'était la femme à Yves Corbeil |
| C’est vrai qu’la vie est une salope |
| C’est vrai aussi qu’t’as pris toute une drop |
| Mais laisse-toi pas aller Maurice |
| Attends-moi 2 minutes, faut qu’j’aille tirer une pisse… |
| Sa vie est une suite de malheurs |
| Y’a même eu une mise en demeure |
| Son ancienne secrétaire Gisèle |
| L’accuse d’harcèlement sexuel |
| Ben accoudé dans un bistro |
| Devant un bock de bière flat |
| Le gros Maurice en a plein l’dos |
| À'soir va sortir à 4 pattes |
| C’est vrai qu’la vie est une salope |
| C’est vrai aussi qu’t’as pris toute une drop |
| Mais laisse-toi pas aller Maurice |
| Aweye viens-t'en, j’pense qu’y est temps qu’on décrisse!!! |
| (translation) |
| Ben leaning in a bistro |
| In front of a beer flat |
| Fat Maurice has his back full |
| Y find that it is therefore made flat |
| He started telling me |
| All of its troubles and its setbacks |
| You know it's always broken |
| It was me who paid for the drink |
| There had already rolled on the gold |
| The big life, the chalet in the north |
| But we defrauded his boss there |
| He even did a bit of prison |
| After that he became a gambler |
| He lost his shirt at poker |
| He said to me while emptying the bottom of his beer |
| “I owe my shylock 5000 piastres! |
| " |
| It's true that life is a bitch |
| It's also true that you took quite a drop |
| But don't let go Maurice |
| Wait for me 2 minutes, I have to take a piss... |
| His wife is in menopause |
| Is just on the verge of being hysterical |
| Is always yelling at him |
| This story is so pathetic |
| Even his mistress let him down |
| Just when he got fired |
| Was with him for the sorrel |
| She was Yves Corbeil's wife |
| It's true that life is a bitch |
| It's also true that you took quite a drop |
| But don't let go Maurice |
| Wait for me 2 minutes, I have to take a piss... |
| His life is a series of misfortunes |
| There was even a formal notice |
| His former secretary Gisèle |
| Accused of sexual harassment |
| Ben leaning in a bistro |
| In front of a beer flat |
| Fat Maurice has his back full |
| Tonight will go out on all fours |
| It's true that life is a bitch |
| It's also true that you took quite a drop |
| But don't let go Maurice |
| Aweye come on, I think it's time we describe!!! |