| - Now I'm whistling, and the disc jockey will put on the second part of Moronic Rock and Roll ...
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| Something I can't whistle.
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| — U-u-a-a!
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| The quiet boy was walking from the cinema,
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| A window opened in the house opposite.
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| The shot rang out in the silence of the night,
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| A hole in the head smoked for a long time.
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| Woo.
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| The boy walked on the ice floe in winter,
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| Suddenly he slipped and fell into the hole,
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| For a long time the little hands clutched at the ice -
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| No, I have not seen a funnier picture.
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| Blah, blah, blah
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| The girl was playing ball in the kindergarten,
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| I accidentally hit my uncle with a ball,
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| Uncle pouted: "At the egoza",
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| For a long time, the eyes blinked on the fingers.
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| Woo
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| Naked women fly across the sky:
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| A rocket hit the bathhouse.
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| The boy Alyosha cooked jellied meat.
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| The legless father was crawling on the floor.
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| Woo
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| The old electrician went out for vodka,
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| Little Vova took up wiring,
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| The knife switch was turned on by an evil hand:
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| Flakes and ashes flew from the ceiling.
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| Woo.
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| A child lies in a baby stroller
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| Looks at the sky with a single eye,
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| He scratches the prosthesis with a fingerless pen -
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| The child suffers from diathesis.
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| Woo.
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| The children were playing Gestapo in the basement.
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| The plumber Potapov was brutally tortured.
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| He still has his whole life ahead of him,
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| If he pulls the crowbar out of his chest.
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| He-he-he-he
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| A little boy was walking around the construction site,
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| The tower crane lifted the load into the sky,
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| The weight could not stand the old cable,
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| The boy's ears were rooted to the sandals.
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| Woo.
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| Red ties fly over the square,
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| The bomb hit the Palace of Pioneers,
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| Above only a big boob flew -
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| This leader Stela died.
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| He-he-he-he
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| Dunya was picking raspberries in the forest.
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| And stepped on a rusty mine,
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| For a long time I will see in a dream
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| Her blue eyes are on a pine tree.
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| He-he-he-he |