| Te Lo Regalo (original) | Te Lo Regalo (translation) |
|---|---|
| Era feo, gordo y calvo | He was ugly, fat and bald |
| Tú la reina del gimnasio | You the queen of the gym |
| Era un surtidor baboso | It was a slimy supplier |
| Tú el deseo más hermoso | You the most beautiful wish |
| Era un cerdo con tirantes | It was a pig with suspenders |
| Tú la tanga hipnotizante | You the hypnotizing thong |
| Era graso sudoroso | It was fatty sweaty |
| Tú perfume primoroso | your lovely perfume |
| Dime lo que te regaló | Tell me what he gave you |
| Si era sólo amor te lo regalo yo | If it was only love, I'll give it to you |
| Te lo regalo | I give it to you |
| Era un sapo repugnante | He was a disgusting toad |
| Tú la salsa de los bailes | You the salsa of the dances |
| Era el líder de los sosos | He was the leader of the bland |
| Tú comiéndole los mocos | You eating his snot |
| Era y es un sinsabores | It was and is a disappointment |
| Tú trofeo entre las flores | Your trophy among the flowers |
| Era un tipo retorcido | He was a twisted guy |
| Tú bombón televisivo | you television hottie |
| Siempre tan digna, tan arreglada | Always so dignified, so arranged |
| Qué no daría yo por mantener engrasada tu cama | What I wouldn't give to keep your bed oiled |
| Contoneándote contando miradas | swaying counting glances |
| Mira que pobres | look how poor |
| Como trabajan | How do they work |
| Trabájatelo | work it out |
