Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song YouTube Culture, artist - Jon Cozart. Date of issue: 05.05.2016
Song language: English
YouTube Culture |
| I’m a famous clown in a flower crown |
| My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts |
| My channel takes you through my bedroom routine |
| It’s just between you and me and 100, 000 other tweens |
| Don’t care for money, don’t care about the fame |
| I’m just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screennames |
| After five minutes a week you think you know me offline |
| I exploit fandoms for a bottom line |
| I… conjure fame with challenge vids and |
| I… play drinking games to target kids and |
| I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, weeee |
| Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture |
| The YouTube Cult |
| Hey guys, I’m on tour, so tug on mommy’s hair |
| If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire |
| Ha, ha, hopping town to town in my first class flight |
| Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn’t write |
| YouTubers had morals back in 2011 |
| More virgins were at VidCon than in Al-Qaeda heaven |
| Now we’re snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashin' in |
| Quality to quantity, it’s Kubrick to Kardashian |
| I… idolize your idle eyes and |
| I…'m monetizing kissing guys and |
| I won’t come out the closet till I’ve got something to sell about it |
| Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle |
| YouTube Lie |
| Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture |
| The YouTube Cult |
| There’s a mystery to being at the top |
| People think I’m divine (ohhh) |
| But the truth is, we’re not heroes |
| We just play some online |
| I’m like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod |
| Cause, yeah, I’m just a normal guy but also I’m a God |
| So I didn’t write my book, Jesus didn’t write the Bible |
| I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples |
| I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea |
| They purchase my biography, despite the fact I’m twenty three |
| So love me, and I’ll love you more |
| Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store |
| I…'m privileged, white, and rich, and male and |
| You… are not, so worship at my YouTube sale |
| I put the «I"in «defy"and suddenly you deify me |
| Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation |
| The YouTube Sin |
| Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle |
| YouTube Lie |
| Welcome, welcome, na-nohh |
| Welcome, welcome, na-nohh |
| Welcome, welcome |
| I said welcome to the YouTube Cult |