Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song After Ever After 2, artist - Jon Cozart. Date of issue: 29.07.2014
Song language: English
After Ever After 2 |
| If you’ve ever wondered why |
| Disney tales all end in lies |
| Here’s what happened after all their dreams came true |
| After saving China |
| , I went home alone |
| I was feeling conflicts in my lower-zone |
| I’ve been dressing like a guy for months |
| Now, I’m losing all control |
| I think I am a guy in my soul |
| I wanna be a man |
| I’ve never seen a guy so hot |
| Time to reinvent the new me |
| Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused) |
| Be quiet, or we’ll get caught |
| Maybe one day he’ll screw me |
| Now, I really get why my nickname is Ping |
| I’ve gotta be a man |
| I’ve got the brains and the bite of females |
| Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes |
| I know I’m ready for transformation |
| It’s time to replace all these useless tubes |
| (Good for you!) |
| The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made |
| Guess my wish came true |
| But we never really talked much |
| Before he discovered my shoe |
| The night after we got married |
| I recounted all of my plights |
| Of how I fit inside a pumpkin |
| My canines turned to coachmen |
| Prince threw me in Bedlam that night |
| The white jackets say I’m nutty (She's nutty as a bat!) |
| 'Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (Stick some meds in her food!) |
| But their pills turn my brain to |
| putty (Got her!) |
| Now, Lucifer’s not just my cat |
| (I am Satan!) |
| Their insulin puts me under |
| Shock-therapy's made me insane |
| And after years of steady frying |
| The doctors gave up trying |
| They stuck two steel rods in my brain! |
| I spent a bloomin' lifetime |
| To open my café |
| Then I took a dive in 2005 |
| Now, it’s washed away (It's all washed away!) |
| I was picked up by a chopper |
| After four nights on my roof |
| Now, my new home is the Astrodome |
| 'Cause New Orleans ain’t Katrina-proof |
| You better carry 'round a shotgun |
| Or looters take your kids (Hide your kids, now!) |
| Ya better pee inside of jam jars (Ew!) |
| Be sure to keep those lids |
| Now, we needed Noah |
| but we got Bush |
| Our savior flew away and hid |
| Rough seas and levees |
| Rough seas and levees |
| Rough seas and levees |
| I’m dead |
| There is no snow on the mountain tonight |
| Just sulfur in the air |
| A kingdom of greenhouse gases |
| Only Bill Nye seems to care |
| My town is melting, breaking off into the sea |
| It’s time I show the strength of an |
| evil queen |
| (Of an evil queen!) |
| With Germany and Putin, too |
| I’ll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo |
| We’re going green by spilling red |
| And if you’re not dead |
| I built a horde of evil snowmen |
| They’re gonna take over the world |
| Let it snow, let it snow |
| Now, Fox News will need heat lamps |
| Let it snow, let it snow |
| I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa!) |
| We don’t care who we have to slay |
| Let my troops march on (The troops march on!) |
| The cold’s coming back and it’s here to stay |
| I sunk like a brick |
| Prince thinks I’m sick |
| Ice is melting quick |
| Now, I have a lot of self-esteem |