Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song After Ever After, artist - Jon Cozart. Date of issue: 09.04.2013
Song language: English
After Ever After |
| If you’ve ever wondered why |
| Disney’s tales all end in lies |
| Here’s what happened after all their dreams came true |
| I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue |
| But mermaids are going missing they end up in someone’s stew |
| So just try to put yourself into somebody else’s gills |
| You’re killing my ecosystem with fishing and oil spills (Oh, no) |
| Thank you BP (thank you BP), thank you BP (thank you BP) |
| The British are killing, oil is spilling |
| Now I can’t see… My eyes! |
| Chinamen feast on Flounder’s fins |
| Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends |
| Oceans are browning |
| I think I’m drowning |
| Thanks to BP |
| You suck! |
| Hey, I’m OK, but I’m slightly scared |
| My husband’s a mark for the War on Terror |
| Aladdin was taken by the CIA |
| We’re not Taliban |
| You’ve got the wrong man |
| In Guantanamo Bay |
| Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa |
| Interrogation from the nation of the «free» |
| Bin Laden’s taken the fall |
| We’re not trained pilots at all |
| Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss |
| We’re for freedom, Genie can vouch for us |
| Bush was crazy, Obama’s lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country |
| Set free my Prince Ali |
| A whore! |
| A whore! |
| A whore, a whore, a whore! |
| This town’s gone wild since I married Adam |
| They think I’m going straight to hell |
| (She'll burn in hell) |
| But the charges laid on me |
| Of bestiality |
| Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell |
| (She is a witch) |
| Oh, no, I’m overrun by mad men (we're all crazy) |
| I hear they plan (we're gonna) to burn me at, at the stake |
| (The witch will fry |
| That Belle must die) |
| They legit believe I’m Satan |
| And now I hear that PETA’s gonna take my beast away |
| After John Smith traveled back to England |
| I helped my people cultivate the fields |
| More English, French and Spaniards came to visit |
| And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel |
| They forced us into unknown lands of exile |
| They pillaged, raped and left us all for dead |
| So now I’m far more liberal with a weapon |
| When I separate their bodies from their heads |
| (Wait! What!?) |
| (Oh, no!) |
| Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? |
| (We're dead!) |
| Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? |
| Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy’s eyeball? |
| (Sacrè bleu!) |
| Can you paint with the red colors in these men? |
| (Adiós, amigos) |
| I can murder if I please |
| 'Cause I’m dying of disease |
| I can paint with the red colors in these men |
| Thanks to BP |
| Where’s Prince Ali? |
| Bestiality |
| I’ve got STDs |