Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Politiclash 2 , by - Jon Cozart. Release date: 30.11.2016
Song language: English
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Politiclash 2 , by - Jon Cozart. Politiclash 2 |
| Alright, Kenny boy. |
| It’s the big day. |
| Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. |
| Oh golly, what do I do? |
| Vote for me! |
| Thirty years in the game |
| And although Clinton’s my name |
| I’ll be damned if I let a man define the rest of my days |
| Vote for me! |
| My business is booming, I’m entrepreneuring |
| Fighting fires with you’re fired, tired of waiting for the legislators |
| Vote for me! |
| I’m on a mission |
| Vote for me! |
| I’m tired of pissing next to trannies and welfare grannies |
| Black lives matter Afghanis |
| Gotta be sure we don’t backtrack |
| It’s time to take the country back |
| But what are your policies? |
| I’d love to answer that but first lemme be shady |
| Tell me, how many banks are in your top ten donors, lady? |
| One, two, three, four |
| Don’t declare nuclear war! |
| What are his policies? |
| Malice fueling, impossible fallacies? |
| Ban religions build fantasies |
| A wall to keep out the Wildlings |
| I fund your campaigns, hear the concerns? |
| You earn your money on the Wall Streets, even Bill’s feelin the Bern |
| Or not, you haven’t fronted the Bill since '95 |
| Bring back Lewinsky, least she knew her way around a mic |
| Eww |
| You’ve dropped the F-bomb, the P-word, the C-word, and that’s just the shortlist |
| The only thing I’m dropping is the mic |
| Great, got rid of Mike Pence |
| And while we’re at it, drop these plagiarizing controversies, |
| First Melania with Michelle, now you with white men from the 50s |
| Who taught you no means grope? |
| Really though |
| Wanna wash that locker mouth out with soap, hope you choke on that slippery |
| slope |
| I grab one crotch, Republicans run for the Hillaries |
| If you were an intern or a balloon I’m certain Bill would act similarly |
| It’s golf chat, ad hoc, my not-so-small small talk |
| One faux pas and I’m foe fox, I love women, |
| Don’t talk |
| You’re so two faced, one’s white lies, one’s boldfaced |
| Now, just shift to the middle, drop that democratic bass |
| Our economy’s crumbling, it’s not time for a wannabe |
| Least I won’t nuke New York cause SNL makes fun of me |
| You’re delusional, bankrupt, your casinos are trash |
| I’m shocked you can divide the country since you clearly can’t do math |
| It’s the mad T party, go grab yourself a pie chart |
| Cut taxes on the rich, convince poor people it’s smart |
| Throw your marital logic at us, break the Union apart |
| News flash, in the last civil war the racists had to restart |
| Running a country’s just like running business |
| I’ll handle nukes like Gary Busey on Celeb Apprentice |
| You’re fired |
| BOOM! |
| Now there’s no trouble at customs |
| What a deal, world peace only costs 1 billion Muslims |
| Let’s make peace in the East, not copy their liturgies |
| Years of Obama’s a Muslim, but Pence is gonna lead us like the Saudis |
| Please, open up a book beyond the two you cite: |
| The Bible you didn’t read, and the book about you you didn’t write |
| Between the deaths in Benghazi and all those missing emails |
| This monopoly owner votes Clinton goes directly to jail |
| She’ll be more useful in chains than following up Barack |
| And while we’re at it, jail him too, orange is the new black |
| I’ll make a mess of America make my Mexicans clean it |
| Throw my name on the White House and deport em if they can’t read it |
| Trump, beware the old hag |
| Trump, she’s just Barack in drag |
| Trump, I’ll use that black guy to end her |
| Just like Othello, last act |
| My fellow class acts, let’s throw back in tow |
| And lynch Obama out the White’s House, Jim Crow 2.0 |
| So? |
| Alrighty, okay |
| I think i’ve made my desicion |
| Ken Bone is voting third party |
| Whats Allepo? |
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