Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Politiclash 2, artist - Jon Cozart.
Date of issue: 30.11.2016
Song language: English
Politiclash 2 |
Alright, Kenny boy. |
It’s the big day. |
Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. |
Oh golly, what do I do? |
Vote for me! |
Thirty years in the game |
And although Clinton’s my name |
I’ll be damned if I let a man define the rest of my days |
Vote for me! |
My business is booming, I’m entrepreneuring |
Fighting fires with you’re fired, tired of waiting for the legislators |
Vote for me! |
I’m on a mission |
Vote for me! |
I’m tired of pissing next to trannies and welfare grannies |
Black lives matter Afghanis |
Gotta be sure we don’t backtrack |
It’s time to take the country back |
But what are your policies? |
I’d love to answer that but first lemme be shady |
Tell me, how many banks are in your top ten donors, lady? |
One, two, three, four |
Don’t declare nuclear war! |
What are his policies? |
Malice fueling, impossible fallacies? |
Ban religions build fantasies |
A wall to keep out the Wildlings |
I fund your campaigns, hear the concerns? |
You earn your money on the Wall Streets, even Bill’s feelin the Bern |
Or not, you haven’t fronted the Bill since '95 |
Bring back Lewinsky, least she knew her way around a mic |
Eww |
You’ve dropped the F-bomb, the P-word, the C-word, and that’s just the shortlist |
The only thing I’m dropping is the mic |
Great, got rid of Mike Pence |
And while we’re at it, drop these plagiarizing controversies, |
First Melania with Michelle, now you with white men from the 50s |
Who taught you no means grope? |
Really though |
Wanna wash that locker mouth out with soap, hope you choke on that slippery |
slope |
I grab one crotch, Republicans run for the Hillaries |
If you were an intern or a balloon I’m certain Bill would act similarly |
It’s golf chat, ad hoc, my not-so-small small talk |
One faux pas and I’m foe fox, I love women, |
Don’t talk |
You’re so two faced, one’s white lies, one’s boldfaced |
Now, just shift to the middle, drop that democratic bass |
Our economy’s crumbling, it’s not time for a wannabe |
Least I won’t nuke New York cause SNL makes fun of me |
You’re delusional, bankrupt, your casinos are trash |
I’m shocked you can divide the country since you clearly can’t do math |
It’s the mad T party, go grab yourself a pie chart |
Cut taxes on the rich, convince poor people it’s smart |
Throw your marital logic at us, break the Union apart |
News flash, in the last civil war the racists had to restart |
Running a country’s just like running business |
I’ll handle nukes like Gary Busey on Celeb Apprentice |
You’re fired |
BOOM! |
Now there’s no trouble at customs |
What a deal, world peace only costs 1 billion Muslims |
Let’s make peace in the East, not copy their liturgies |
Years of Obama’s a Muslim, but Pence is gonna lead us like the Saudis |
Please, open up a book beyond the two you cite: |
The Bible you didn’t read, and the book about you you didn’t write |
Between the deaths in Benghazi and all those missing emails |
This monopoly owner votes Clinton goes directly to jail |
She’ll be more useful in chains than following up Barack |
And while we’re at it, jail him too, orange is the new black |
I’ll make a mess of America make my Mexicans clean it |
Throw my name on the White House and deport em if they can’t read it |
Trump, beware the old hag |
Trump, she’s just Barack in drag |
Trump, I’ll use that black guy to end her |
Just like Othello, last act |
My fellow class acts, let’s throw back in tow |
And lynch Obama out the White’s House, Jim Crow 2.0 |
So? |
Alrighty, okay |
I think i’ve made my desicion |
Ken Bone is voting third party |
Whats Allepo? |
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