Song information  On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Politiclash 2 , by - Jon Cozart. Release date: 30.11.2016
Song language: English
 Song information  On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Politiclash 2 , by - Jon Cozart. Politiclash 2 | 
| Alright, Kenny boy. | 
| It’s the big day. | 
| Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. | 
| Oh golly, what do I do? | 
| Vote for me! | 
| Thirty years in the game | 
| And although Clinton’s my name | 
| I’ll be damned if I let a man define the rest of my days | 
| Vote for me! | 
| My business is booming, I’m entrepreneuring | 
| Fighting fires with you’re fired, tired of waiting for the legislators | 
| Vote for me! | 
| I’m on a mission | 
| Vote for me! | 
| I’m tired of pissing next to trannies and welfare grannies | 
| Black lives matter Afghanis | 
| Gotta be sure we don’t backtrack | 
| It’s time to take the country back | 
| But what are your policies? | 
| I’d love to answer that but first lemme be shady | 
| Tell me, how many banks are in your top ten donors, lady? | 
| One, two, three, four | 
| Don’t declare nuclear war! | 
| What are his policies? | 
| Malice fueling, impossible fallacies? | 
| Ban religions build fantasies | 
| A wall to keep out the Wildlings | 
| I fund your campaigns, hear the concerns? | 
| You earn your money on the Wall Streets, even Bill’s feelin the Bern | 
| Or not, you haven’t fronted the Bill since '95 | 
| Bring back Lewinsky, least she knew her way around a mic | 
| Eww | 
| You’ve dropped the F-bomb, the P-word, the C-word, and that’s just the shortlist | 
| The only thing I’m dropping is the mic | 
| Great, got rid of Mike Pence | 
| And while we’re at it, drop these plagiarizing controversies, | 
| First Melania with Michelle, now you with white men from the 50s | 
| Who taught you no means grope? | 
| Really though | 
| Wanna wash that locker mouth out with soap, hope you choke on that slippery | 
| slope | 
| I grab one crotch, Republicans run for the Hillaries | 
| If you were an intern or a balloon I’m certain Bill would act similarly | 
| It’s golf chat, ad hoc, my not-so-small small talk | 
| One faux pas and I’m foe fox, I love women, | 
| Don’t talk | 
| You’re so two faced, one’s white lies, one’s boldfaced | 
| Now, just shift to the middle, drop that democratic bass | 
| Our economy’s crumbling, it’s not time for a wannabe | 
| Least I won’t nuke New York cause SNL makes fun of me | 
| You’re delusional, bankrupt, your casinos are trash | 
| I’m shocked you can divide the country since you clearly can’t do math | 
| It’s the mad T party, go grab yourself a pie chart | 
| Cut taxes on the rich, convince poor people it’s smart | 
| Throw your marital logic at us, break the Union apart | 
| News flash, in the last civil war the racists had to restart | 
| Running a country’s just like running business | 
| I’ll handle nukes like Gary Busey on Celeb Apprentice | 
| You’re fired | 
| BOOM! | 
| Now there’s no trouble at customs | 
| What a deal, world peace only costs 1 billion Muslims | 
| Let’s make peace in the East, not copy their liturgies | 
| Years of Obama’s a Muslim, but Pence is gonna lead us like the Saudis | 
| Please, open up a book beyond the two you cite: | 
| The Bible you didn’t read, and the book about you you didn’t write | 
| Between the deaths in Benghazi and all those missing emails | 
| This monopoly owner votes Clinton goes directly to jail | 
| She’ll be more useful in chains than following up Barack | 
| And while we’re at it, jail him too, orange is the new black | 
| I’ll make a mess of America make my Mexicans clean it | 
| Throw my name on the White House and deport em if they can’t read it | 
| Trump, beware the old hag | 
| Trump, she’s just Barack in drag | 
| Trump, I’ll use that black guy to end her | 
| Just like Othello, last act | 
| My fellow class acts, let’s throw back in tow | 
| And lynch Obama out the White’s House, Jim Crow 2.0 | 
| So? | 
| Alrighty, okay | 
| I think i’ve made my desicion | 
| Ken Bone is voting third party | 
| Whats Allepo? | 
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