| Alright, Kenny boy. |
| It’s the big day.
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| Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump.
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| Oh golly, what do I do?
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| Vote for me!
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| Thirty years in the game
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| And although Clinton’s my name
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| I’ll be damned if I let a man define the rest of my days
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| Vote for me!
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| My business is booming, I’m entrepreneuring
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| Fighting fires with you’re fired, tired of waiting for the legislators
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| Vote for me!
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| I’m on a mission
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| Vote for me!
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| I’m tired of pissing next to trannies and welfare grannies
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| Black lives matter Afghanis
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| Gotta be sure we don’t backtrack
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| It’s time to take the country back
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| But what are your policies?
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| I’d love to answer that but first lemme be shady
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| Tell me, how many banks are in your top ten donors, lady?
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| One, two, three, four
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| Don’t declare nuclear war!
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| What are his policies?
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| Malice fueling, impossible fallacies?
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| Ban religions build fantasies
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| A wall to keep out the Wildlings
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| I fund your campaigns, hear the concerns?
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| You earn your money on the Wall Streets, even Bill’s feelin the Bern
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| Or not, you haven’t fronted the Bill since '95
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| Bring back Lewinsky, least she knew her way around a mic
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| Eww
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| You’ve dropped the F-bomb, the P-word, the C-word, and that’s just the shortlist
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| The only thing I’m dropping is the mic
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| Great, got rid of Mike Pence
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| And while we’re at it, drop these plagiarizing controversies,
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| First Melania with Michelle, now you with white men from the 50s
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| Who taught you no means grope? |
| Really though
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| Wanna wash that locker mouth out with soap, hope you choke on that slippery
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| slope
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| I grab one crotch, Republicans run for the Hillaries
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| If you were an intern or a balloon I’m certain Bill would act similarly
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| It’s golf chat, ad hoc, my not-so-small small talk
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| One faux pas and I’m foe fox, I love women,
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| Don’t talk
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| You’re so two faced, one’s white lies, one’s boldfaced
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| Now, just shift to the middle, drop that democratic bass
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| Our economy’s crumbling, it’s not time for a wannabe
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| Least I won’t nuke New York cause SNL makes fun of me
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| You’re delusional, bankrupt, your casinos are trash
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| I’m shocked you can divide the country since you clearly can’t do math
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| It’s the mad T party, go grab yourself a pie chart
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| Cut taxes on the rich, convince poor people it’s smart
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| Throw your marital logic at us, break the Union apart
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| News flash, in the last civil war the racists had to restart
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| Running a country’s just like running business
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| I’ll handle nukes like Gary Busey on Celeb Apprentice
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| You’re fired
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| BOOM! |
| Now there’s no trouble at customs
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| What a deal, world peace only costs 1 billion Muslims
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| Let’s make peace in the East, not copy their liturgies
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| Years of Obama’s a Muslim, but Pence is gonna lead us like the Saudis
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| Please, open up a book beyond the two you cite:
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| The Bible you didn’t read, and the book about you you didn’t write
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| Between the deaths in Benghazi and all those missing emails
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| This monopoly owner votes Clinton goes directly to jail
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| She’ll be more useful in chains than following up Barack
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| And while we’re at it, jail him too, orange is the new black
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| I’ll make a mess of America make my Mexicans clean it
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| Throw my name on the White House and deport em if they can’t read it
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| Trump, beware the old hag
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| Trump, she’s just Barack in drag
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| Trump, I’ll use that black guy to end her
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| Just like Othello, last act
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| My fellow class acts, let’s throw back in tow
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| And lynch Obama out the White’s House, Jim Crow 2.0
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| So?
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| Alrighty, okay
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| I think i’ve made my desicion
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| Ken Bone is voting third party
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| Whats Allepo?
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