Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song After Ever After 3 , by - Jon Cozart. Release date: 17.07.2018
Song language: English
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song After Ever After 3 , by - Jon Cozart. After Ever After 3 |
| If you’ve ever wondered why |
| Disney tales all end in lies |
| Here’s what happened after all their dreams came true |
| Was gonna be a mighty king |
| Mufasa’s famous heir |
| Well, your little mane’s been lion-tamed |
| By beasts who don’t fight fair |
| I’ve turned into the main event |
| For soldiers big and small |
| And now I dread my severed head |
| Might end up on your wall |
| Meow |
| Let me help this African economy |
| Oh, my species is going extinct |
| Everywhere you look, death |
| Taking shots at my pride |
| Thanks for that petition |
| To stop a straight up genocide |
| Scope, set |
| Rafiki’s brains are not a cure for AIDS |
| Now ebonies need ivory for pay |
| I don’t think Hamlet ended up this way |
| Oh, my species is going extinct |
| Oh, my species is go— |
| Every time I fly to town |
| I grow up when I come down |
| Now I’ve been stuck at age sixteen |
| For eighty years of puberty |
| In unforgiving tights |
| He’s upright, he’s upright, he’s upright |
| We’re following his leader, his leader, his leader |
| We’re following his leader |
| Wherever he may bone |
| Tee dum, tee dee |
| My teedle-dee's out to play |
| It’s one for all |
| The mermaids are wet for days |
| This engine’s revved |
| There’s only one booty for me |
| Just a teedle ee rump |
| A teedle ee hump tee day |
| Think of the fappiest thoughts |
| I’m a happy little thot |
| OK |
| Wendy is my special gal |
| She’s like ninety |
| I’m down |
| The dentures never bite |
| He’s upright, he’s upright, he’s upright |
| Hope he’s bi |
| He’s upright |
| Save my soul |
| Herc was on a roll |
| Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone |
| Replaced by intelligent design |
| The new guy’s rolling by and turning water into wine |
| The Romans are chanting, «Christo, Christo!» |
| He’s a godsend, bigger than Nero |
| Out with the old in with the Jew |
| Hero to Christo |
| God’s honest truth |
| Hero to Christo |
| Hey Herc, you’re screwed |
| The Jesus freak is super weak |
| I’m so divine |
| You see I came inside a virgin’s bod |
| So have I |
| I threw him in the Colosseum |
| A lion a la carte |
| Three days went by |
| He zombified |
| And rose up in search of hearts |
| I’m a prisoner of war |
| ISIS blew up my city |
| They’re throwing me off a building |
| 'Cause they think that I like guys |
| A holy war |
| An old fantastical point of view |
| Carpet was burned alive, |
| Streamed nation wide |
| I can’t go back to where I used to thieve |
| Every turn suicide |
| A hundred thousand children plead |
| The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia law |
| Stop this holy war before we’re through (a holy war) |
| Unholy war (that's where we’ll be) |
| Just refugees (send helping hands) |
| Instead of bans for you and me |
| The lions are gone |
| Hair on my junk |
| Jesus is a hunk |
| Screw Trump |
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|---|---|
| After Ever After | 2013 |
| Star Wars in 99 Seconds | 2016 |
| After Ever After 2 | 2014 |
| Lord of the Rings in 99 Seconds | 2012 |
| Stitches | 2016 |
| YouTube Culture | 2016 |
| Progressive Christmas Carols | 2015 |
| Politiclash | 2016 |
| Politiclash: Donald Trump vs Joe Biden | 2020 |
| Politiclash 2 | 2016 |
| Movie Villain Medley | 2012 |