Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Star Wars in 99 Seconds, artist - Jon Cozart. Date of issue: 21.01.2016
Song language: English
Star Wars in 99 Seconds |
| Prologue |
| Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy |
| Far in a galaxy, far far away |
| Episode I: The Phantom Menace |
| There once was a boy slave destined to save space |
| He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen |
| Padme’s a cougar |
| Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half |
| Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine |
| Episode II: Attack of the Clones |
| It’s the clone age, sand people rampage |
| Mommy got flayed, strayed |
| Ani’s bae is Padme |
| Episode III: Revenge of the Sith |
| Anakin you are breaking my heart |
| Order is made, Jedi are slain |
| Kill all the baby tiny younglings |
| Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones |
| Burn Ani, turn him to a robo |
| Episode IV: A New Hope |
| Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man |
| Alderaan’s gone and Han shoots first |
| You’re my only hopie Obi Wan |
| Look, a small moon |
| That’s a space ship |
| Worshipfullness, walking carpet |
| This princess better pay out |
| Use the force, Luke |
| Close your eyes and shoot |
| Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back |
| Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky |
| Skywalker flies, do or don’t, there’s no try |
| Try the dark side |
| No! |
| No, no! |
| No! |
| Luke, I’m your daddykins |
| Your mom was kissing Anakin |
| Han’s frozen |
| I love you |
| I know |
| Episode VI: Return of the Jedi |
| It’s father, son and daughter |
| A dynasty united at last |
| The galaxy is free from evil |
| Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past |