Translation of the song lyrics Mongo y el Oficial - El Cuarteto de Nos

Mongo y el Oficial (original)

soy un muchacho lento
todo el mundo dice que no tengo talento
soy pobre y paso hambre
mi estómago me duele de tanto calambre
y entonce ese día no aguantémas
por eso le pido señor oficial
ya no me pegue más
por eso tuviste que pedirle a tus patrones
si yo solo quería comer dos canelones
por eso tuviste que robarle a los ladrones
si yo solo quería comer dos canelones
por eso tuviste que andar con los maricones
si yo solo quería comer
dos canelones
ahh
dos canelones
ahh
dos canelones
ahh
dos canelones
viva
viva
si, ya sé, soy un poco mongo
no tengo trabajo por eso, supongo
huerfanito, mamámurióen el parto
papito al verme murióde un infarto
entonce ese día no aguantémas
por eso le pido señor oficial
ya no me pegue más
por eso tuviste que vender tus dos riñones
si yo solo quería comer dos canelones
por eso tuviste que entrar a los dos leones
si yo solo quería comer dos canelones
por eso tuviste que bajarte los calzones
si yo solo quería comer
dos canelones
ahh
dos canelones
ahh
dos canelones
ahh
dos canelones

Mongo y el Oficial (translation)

i'm a slow boy
everyone says i have no talent
I am poor and hungry
my stomach hurts from so much cramp
and then that day I couldn't take it anymore
That's why I ask you Mr. Officer
don't hit me anymore
that's why you had to ask your bosses
if I only wanted to eat two cannelloni
that's why you had to steal from thieves
if I only wanted to eat two cannelloni
that's why you had to hang out with the fagots
if I just wanted to eat
two cannelloni
ahh
two cannelloni
ahh
two cannelloni
ahh
two cannelloni
live
live
yes, I know, I'm a bit mongo
I don't have a job for that I guess
little orphan, mom died in childbirth
daddy when he saw me he died of a heart attack
So that day I couldn't take it anymore
That's why I ask you Mr. Officer
don't hit me anymore
that's why you had to sell your two kidneys
if I only wanted to eat two cannelloni
that's why you had to enter the two lions
if I only wanted to eat two cannelloni
that's why you had to drop your panties
if I just wanted to eat
two cannelloni
ahh
two cannelloni
ahh
two cannelloni
ahh
two cannelloni