Translation of the song lyrics Ya No Se Que Hacer Conmigo - El Cuarteto de Nos

Ya No Se Que Hacer Conmigo (original)

Ya tuve que ir obligado a misa
ya toqué en el piano «Para Elisa»
ya aprendí a falsear mi sonrisa
ya caminé por la cornisa
ya cambié de lugar mi cama
ya hice comedia, ya hice drama
fui concreto y me fui por las ramas
ya me hice el bueno y tuve mala fama
ya fui ético y fui errático
ya fui escéptico y fui fanático
ya fui abúlico, fui metódico
ya fui púdico, fui caótico
ya leí a Arthur Conan Doyle
ya me pasé de nafta a gasoil
ya leí a Bretón y a Moliere
ya dormí en colchón y en sommier
ya me cambié el pelo de color
ya estuve en contra y estuve a favor
lo que me daba placer ahora me da dolor
ya estuve al otro lado del mostrador
Y oigo una voz que dice sin razón
vos siempre cambiando, ya no cambias más
y yo estoy cada vez más igual
ya no sé qué hacer conmigo
ya me ahogué en un vaso de agua
ya planté café en Nicaragua
ya me fui a probar suerte a USA
ya jugué a la ruleta rusa
ya creí en los marcianos
ya fui ovolactovegetariano, sano
fui quieto y fui gitano
ya estuve tranqui y estuve hasta las manos
hice el curso de mitología pero de mí los dioses se reían
orfebrería la salvé raspando
y ritmología aquí la estoy aplicando
ya probé, ya fumé, ya tomé, ya dejé
ya firmé, ya viajé, ya pegué, ya sufrí, ya eludí
ya huí, ya asumí, ya me fui, ya volví, ya fingí, ya mentí
y entre tantas falsedades
muchas de mis mentiras ya son verdades
Hice fácil las adversidades
Y me compliqué en las nimiedades
Y oigo una voz que dice con razón
vos siempre cambiando, ya no cambias más
y yo estoy cada vez más igual
ya no sé que hacer conmigo
Ya me hice un lifting, me puse un piercing
fui a ver al Dream Team y no hubo feeling
me tatué al Che en una nalga
arriba de mami para que no se salga
ya me reí y me importó un bledo
de cosas y gente que ahora me dan miedo
ayuné por causas al pedo
ya me empaché con pollo al spiedo
ya fui al psicólogo, fui al teólogo
fui al astrólogo, fui al enólogo
ya fui alcohólico y fui lambeta
ya fui anónimo y ya hice dieta
ya lancé piedras y escupitajos
al lugar donde ahora trabajo
y mi legajo cuenta a destajo
que me porté bien y que armé relajo.
Y oigo una voz que dice sin razón
vos siempre cambiando, ya no cambias más
y yo estoy cada vez más igual
ya no sé qué hacer conmigo
Y oigo una voz que dice con razón
vos siempre cambiando, ya no cambias más
y yo estoy cada vez más igual
ya no sé qué hacer conmigo

(translation)

I already had to go to mass
I already played «Para Elisa» on the piano
I already learned to fake my smile
I already walked the ledge
I already changed my bed
I already did comedy, I already did drama
I was concrete and I went around the bush
I already did the good one and I had a bad reputation
I was already ethical and I was erratic
I was already skeptical and I was a fanatic
I was already apathetic, I was methodical
I was already modest, I was chaotic
I already read Arthur Conan Doyle
I already switched from gasoline to diesel
I already read Bretón and Moliere
I already slept on a mattress and on a box spring
I already changed my hair color
I was already against and I was in favor
what used to give me pleasure now gives me pain
I was already on the other side of the counter
And I hear a voice that says for no reason
you always changing, you don't change anymore
and I'm more and more the same
I do not know what to do with me
I already drowned in a glass of water
I already planted coffee in Nicaragua
I already went to try my luck in the USA
I already played Russian roulette
I already believed in the Martians
I was already ovolactovegetarian, healthy
I was quiet and I was a gypsy
I was already calm and I was up to my hands
I did the mythology course but the gods laughed at me
goldsmith I saved it by scraping
and here I am applying rhythmology
I already tried, I already smoked, I already took, I already stopped
I already signed, I already traveled, I already hit, I already suffered, I already eluded
I already fled, I already assumed, I already left, I already came back, I already pretended, I already lied
and among so many falsehoods
many of my lies are already true
I made adversity easy
And I got involved in the trifles
And I hear a voice that rightly says
you always changing, you don't change anymore
and I'm more and more the same
I do not know what to do with me
I already had a facelift, I got a piercing
I went to see the Dream Team and there was no feeling
I tattooed Che on one buttock
above mommy so she doesn't get out
I already laughed and I didn't give a damn
of things and people that now scare me
I fasted for fart reasons
I already stuffed myself with chicken al spiedo
I already went to the psychologist, I went to the theologian
I went to the astrologer, I went to the winemaker
I was already an alcoholic and I was a lambeta
I was already anonymous and I already went on a diet
I already threw stones and spit
to the place where I now work
and my file counts by the piece
that I behaved well and that I relaxed.
And I hear a voice that says for no reason
you always changing, you don't change anymore
and I'm more and more the same
I do not know what to do with me
And I hear a voice that rightly says
you always changing, you don't change anymore
and I'm more and more the same
I do not know what to do with me