Translation of the song lyrics Jaimito - El Cuarteto de Nos

Jaimito (original)

De mi maestra de primer ao No solamente me enamor
Platnicamente como todo el mundo
Porque a la cama yo me la llev
Con un mtodo moderno
Sale de noche, vuelve de da
Y su novio no vio lo que pas
Yo s que estudia sexologa
Entre las sbanas de un servidor
Con un mtodo moderno
Yo haba visto en una sinopsis
Cuando fui al cine a una matin
Un infalible sistema de hipnosis
Y utilizndolo la domin
Era un mtodo moderno
Satisfaca todas las fantasas
Que este niito pudiera tener
Y mis hazaas hoy son poesa
Mi nombre es jaimito y ha sido un placer
Viva el mtodo moderno

(translation)

From my first year teacher Not only did I fall in love
Platonically like everyone
Because I took her to bed
With a modern method
Leaves at night, returns from day
And her boyfriend did not see what happened
I know he studies sexology
Between the sheets of a server
With a modern method
I had seen in a synopsis
When I went to the movies for a matinee
An infallible hypnosis system
And using it the domino
It was a modern method
satisfies all fantasies
That this little boy could have
And my exploits today are poetry
My name is Jaimito and it has been a pleasure
long live the modern method