| Yo maté a Kennedy pero fue de rebote
| I killed Kennedy but it was a rebound
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| En realidad le disparé a la Jacqueline
| I actually shot the Jacqueline
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| Me pasé un poco de la raya en las pastillas
| I went a little over the line on the pills
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| Que le di para clavarme a la Marliyn
| What did I give him to nail me to the Marliyn
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| Y como dios no me escuchaba decidí matar al Papa
| And since God was not listening to me, I decided to kill the Pope.
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| Pero me ganó de mano un turco hereje, pedazo de papanata
| But he beat me to a Turkish heretic, piece of papanata
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| Maté a Gardel porque el tipo desafinaba
| I killed Gardel because the guy was out of tune
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| Y a Lennon porque Imagine era una idiotez
| And Lennon because Imagine was idiotic
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| Reventé el Challenger porque adentro viajaba
| I blew up the Challenger because I was traveling inside
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| Una maestra que yo odiaba en mi niñez
| A teacher that I hated in my childhood
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| Y repodrido en plena dictadura yo resulté ser el kía
| And rotten in the middle of the dictatorship I turned out to be the kía
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| Que escribió «milicos putos» en la paginas del diario El Día
| That he wrote "fucking soldiers" in the pages of the newspaper El Día
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| No busquen más, el culpable fui yo
| Look no further, the culprit was me
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| Siento causar tanta desilusión
| I'm sorry to cause so much disappointment
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| Como tapaba la vista a mi residencia
| How it covered the view of my residence
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| A las dos torres gemelas se la di
| I gave it to the two twin towers
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| Odio la caridad y la beneficencia
| I hate charity and beneficence
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| Por eso corté el freno del auto de Lady Di
| That's why I cut the brake on Lady Di's car
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| Y maté a Gandhi porque me pegó una vez en una orgía
| And I killed Gandhi because he hit me once in an orgy
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| Y a Martir Luther King porque tenía la poronga más grande que la mía
| And to Martyr Luther King because he had a bigger dick than mine
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| No busquen más, el culpable fui yo
| Look no further, the culprit was me
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| Siento causar tanta desilusión
| I'm sorry to cause so much disappointment
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| No busquen más, el culpable fui yo
| Look no further, the culprit was me
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| Siento causar tanta desilusión
| I'm sorry to cause so much disappointment
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| No busquen más, el culpable fui yo
| Look no further, the culprit was me
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| Siento causar tanta desilusión | I'm sorry to cause so much disappointment |