| Usted me dice que no es tan bueno
| You tell me it's not that good
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| Tener la cara inchada
| have a swollen face
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| Pero usted mismo tiene esa cara
| But you yourself have that face
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| Con una gran papada
| with a big chin
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| Y es que acá al lado de la boca
| And it is here next to the mouth
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| Que usted se mira, que usted se toca
| That you look at yourself, that you touch yourself
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| Justo acá al lado de la boca
| Right here next to the mouth
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| Tiene una porquería, una pelota
| He has a crap, a ball
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| Señor gordo, vaya a ver al dentista
| Fat Mister, go see the dentist
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| Señor gordo, vamos no se resista
| Fat man, come on, don't resist
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| Y va a ver que no le duele nada
| And he will see that nothing hurts
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| Déjese de pavadas, si él lo deja pomada
| Stop fooling around, if he leaves it ointment
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| Vaya a verlo
| go see it
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| Vaya a ver al dentista
| go see the dentist
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| Vaya a verlo
| go see it
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| No sea tan onanista
| Don't be so onanistic
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| ¡no seas gil!
| don't be stupid!
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| Si usted tuviera don gordo
| If you had a fat gift
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| El mínimo coraje
| the least courage
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| Ir al dentista sería
| Going to the dentist would be
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| Hacer un corto viaje
| take a short trip
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| Pero de solo pensarlo
| But just thinking about it
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| Usted transpira y le salen mocos
| You sweat and runny nose
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| Y mientras tanto esa muela
| And meanwhile that tooth
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| Sigue apretando, lo vuelve loco
| He keeps on squeezing, it drives him crazy
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| Señor gordo, vaya a ver al dentista
| Fat Mister, go see the dentist
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| Señor gordo, vamos no se resista
| Fat man, come on, don't resist
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| Y va a ver que no le duele nada
| And he will see that he does not hurt anything
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| Déjese de pavadas, si él lo deja pomada
| Stop fooling around, if he leaves it ointment
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| Vaya a verlo
| go see it
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| Vaya a ver al dentista
| go see the dentist
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| Vaya a verlo
| go see it
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| No seas tan ladilla
| don't be so crabby
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| ¡no sea gil!
| don't be gilly!
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| Gil, gil, gil, gil | Gil, Gil, Gil, Gil |